Wednesday, September 11, 2013

I can't stop laughing!!!

BEE TO BLAME FOR MOTORCYCLE WRECK – A Paradise man was injured Tuesday morning after falling 15 feet into a dry creek bed when his motorcycle hit a guardrail on County Road 3470. Terry Himes, 57, lost control of his motorcycle after a bee flew up his shorts. He panicked and swerved into the guardrail, flipped forward off his bike and fell onto his back about 15 feet below the bridge. His injuries did not appear life-threatening, and he was wearing a helmet. Members of Paradise Volunteer Fire Department and Wise County Medics pulled Himes out of the creek after strapping him into a sled. Himes was transported by ground to Wise Regional Health System in Decatur. Wise County Messenger Update
 Yes, I know it's bad! Yes, I know it was a life-threatening accident! Yes, I know it's not funny! But no, I can't stop laughing... Maybe because I can relate to the situation since, as a man, I know the "panic" that a bee-up-your-shorts can create...
 
Carry on...


Monday, September 9, 2013

Quote of the Month


“Do not be fooled. He is not giving his life. We are taking his life. This is not his gift to God. This is his debt to society.”  Colonel Michael Mulligan, lead prosecutor of the Fort Hood gunman
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God forgive me, but I like the way this Colonel thinks!