President's New Rules For Golf

President Obama has recently appointed a Golf Czar. 

Major rule changes in the game of golf will become effective September 1, 2012. 

This is only a preview as the complete rule book (expect 2700 pages) is being rewritten as we speak. 

Here are a few of the changes: 

Golfers with handicaps: 

- Below 10 will have their green fees increased by 35%.
- Between 11 and 18 will see no increase in green fees.
- Above 18 will get a $20 check each time they play. (Can't wait to see my $$ check) 

The term "gimmie" will be changed to "entitlement" and will be used as follows: 

- Handicaps below 10, no entitlements. 

- Handicaps from 11 to 17, entitlements for putter length putts. 

- Handicaps above 18, if your ball is on green, no need to putt, just pick it up. 

These entitlements are intended to bring about fairness and, most importantly, equality in scoring. 

In addition, a Player will be limited to a maximum of one birdie or six pars in any given 18-hole round. Any excess must be given to those fellow players who have not yet scored a birdie or par. 

Only after all players have received a birdie or par from the player actually making the birdie or par, can that player begin to count his pars and birdies again. 

The current USGA handicap system will be used for the above purposes, but the term "net score" will be available only for scoring those players with handicaps of 18 and above. This is intended to "re-distribute" the success of winning by making sure that in all competitions every Player above an 18 handicap will post only "net score" against every other player's "gross score". 

These new Rules are intended to CHANGE the game of golf. 

Golf must be about Fairness. It should have nothing to do with ability, hard work, practice, and responsibility. 

This is the "Right thing to do." 

So, please remember; if you shot a round of golf under par, you didn't shoot it yourself. Some one else built that course, and someone else cut the grass so that you could play on it. Someone else built the clubs and the cart. 

You need to share with everyone who made you a successful golfer.

Wonder why we're the laughingstock of the whole world?

Top 10 "Only In America" by Canadian

1. Only in America, could politicians talk about the greed of the rich at a $35,000.00 a plate campaign fund-raising event. 

2. Only in America, could people claim that the government still discriminates against black Americans when they have a black President, a black Attorney General, and roughly 18% of the federal workforce is black while only 12% of the population is black. 

3. Only in America, could they have had the two people most responsible for our tax code, Timothy Geithner, the head of the Treasury Department and Charles Rangel who once ran the Ways and Means Committee, BOTH turn out to be tax cheats who are in favor of higher taxes. 

4. Only in America, can they have terrorists kill people in the name of Allah and have the media primarily react by fretting that Muslims might be harmed by the backlash. 

5. Only in America, would they make people who want to legally become American citizens wait for years in their home countries and pay tens of thousands of dollars for the privilege while we discuss letting anyone who sneaks into the country illegally just ''magically'' become American citizens. 

6. Only in America, could the people who believe in balancing the budget and sticking by the country's Constitution be thought of as "extremists." 

7. Only in America, could you need to present a driver's license to cash a check or buy alcohol, but not to vote. 

8. Only in America, could people demand the government investigate whether oil companies are gouging the public because the price of gas went up when the return on equity invested in a major U.S. Oil company (Marathon Oil) is less than half of a company making tennis shoes (Nike). 

9. Only in America, could the government collect more tax dollars from the people than any nation in recorded history, still spend a Trillion dollars more than it has per year - for total spending of $7-Million PER MINUTE, and complain that it doesn't have nearly enough money. 

10. Only in America, could the rich people - who pay 86% of all income taxes - be accused of not paying their "fair share" by people who don't pay any income taxes at all.

Presidents' response to American murders

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The United Nations Special Rapporteur on Counter-Terrorism and Human Rights has warned Americans not to elect Republican Mitt Romney in next month’s presidential election, saying that doing so would be “a democratic mandate for torture.” You really need to see this at Breitbart

Whoa...very powerful!

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