Thursday, March 10, 2011

Phraseology

A herd of cattle
A school of fish
A gaggle of geese
A murder of crows

A mess of crappie



BTW, a monster 14" crappie is not 2 lbs!

Showing my @$$... again!


If I ever needed a reason to do business with Target, here it is! Lady Gaga drops them because they don't support gay rights...

I have no problem with gay people, but I do have a problem with any sect wanting "special rights" above and beyond what the government has provided average Americans. I don't care what color, sex, religion, sexual preference, handicap or any other condition that would allow someone preferential treatment over me.

So, I guess you can say that I'm still an outspoken, prejudiced, bigoted, racist, homophobic, chauvinistic, heartless religican. Well, all I have to say is this: Nobody's perfect!

One thing I do know, I am now a new, loyal Target customer. God bless free enterprise! And I thank God for my freedom to choose...

Denney Crane

Your new Muslim neighbors
ask you to move your pig farm?


But when you do it in Texas and call the pig farmer a liar at a city hall meeting, here's what you get...


Tuesday, March 8, 2011

Pop term of the day


Words with Friends with benefits

When in the course of playing a member of the opposite sex in words with friends. You or they play provocative words as if to drop hints.

Boy played sex for 13 points
Girl played blow for 16 points
Boy played tit for 8 points

Dude, she must be a words with friends with benefits


Urban Dictionary

Monday, March 7, 2011