Saturday, October 30, 2010

Friday, October 29, 2010

Let's play Jihad!!!


Pop term of the week...

organic stairmaster

aka a hill.


I'm gonna go get some exercise on the organic stairmaster.

I climbed every organic stairmaster in Florida the other day.

The organic stairmaster sure tires out Fluffy.

It starts with a thought...

The hero is the one who kindles a great light in the world, who sets up blazing torches in the dark streets of life for men to see by. The saint is the man who walks through the dark paths of the world, himself a light.

Felix Adler

Thursday, October 28, 2010

NEWSFLASH:
Cowboys Training Suspended!!!

ARLINGTON--Training at the NFL's Cowboys stadium was delayed nearly two hours this morning, after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the ground.

Initially the NFL team thought it was a prank! Training was immediately suspended, while police and Homeland Security officials were called to investigate.

After a complete analysis, Dallas Police forensic experts determined that the white substance, unfamiliar to most of the players, was in fact, the goal line.

Practice will resume this afternoon after Police and Homeland Security decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again.

Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Hard to swallow?

Being one of the best baseball players in America doesn't mean you're not a complete lunatic!

h/t McMike


EDIT: Well, I baited everyone by inferring he was a lunatic and it didn't work. If it did, no one called me on it. This is a powerful testimony and I believe him. I left the antagonizing remark to stir things up. Obiviously, I'm not very good at it.

DC

Supporting our troops
can be harsh...