Amish Centerfold

Interesting observations

1. The sport of choice for the urban poor is BASKETBALL.

2 The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is BOWLING

3. The sport of choice for front-line workers is FOOTBALL.

4. The sport of choice for supervisors is BASEBALL.

5. The sport of choice for middle management is TENNIS.

and........

6 The sport of choice for corporate executives and officers is GOLF.

THE AMAZING CONCLUSION:

The higher you go in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become.

Pop term of the day: Virgin Ears

Virgin Ears

A person who has been vaguely exposed to sex, drugs, profanities and doesnt have a tight grasp on reality.

Susie has a pair of virgin ears.


Urban Dictionary

It's all George W's fault!

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h/t Chappy

Ice fishing is not always lame just cold!

h/t GJ

Pop term of the day: singletasker

singletasker

Opposite of multitasker, a singletasker is one who only takes upon one task at a time, and follows it through to completion. Often used sardonically when someone is bragging about their supreme multitasking skills.

Bobby: "Today I'm only going to focus on finishing my TPS reports and not to answer the phone, email, text, IM, staple, and make breakfast simultaneously."

Jeffy: "You are such the singletasker!"

Bobby: "I can't even respond to you at this time, because then I'd be multitasking."


Urban Dictionary

Rambling on...

Grace Park

• 7 things you should never say to your boss!

  "That's not my job."
  "It's not my fault."
  "It's not my problem."
  "I can only do one thing at a time."
  "I am way overqualified for this job."
  "This job is easy! Anyone could do it!"
  "It can't be done."

• These have to be some of the funniest phone pranks in recorded history…
  

• Is it true? There is an animal on God’s green earth that can live forever …
  

• Many colleges in America are having problems, but none more than Cornell University. It’s now known as “suicide school” after 6 deaths in 6 months. Not cool!
  

• It truly blesses my heart to see a state like Idaho pass a law that pretty much tells Washington they can stick 0bamacare up their ass.
  

• I am even more encouraged to see several other states open up a can of whoopass on Washington Hitlerites…
  

• A Constitutional lawyer has read the entire proposed healthcare bill. What he found was far worse than what he expected. If he’s right, we’re truly f##ked!
  
  

Pop term of the day: chin strap

chin strap

buy chin strap mugs, tshirts and magnetsA patch of hair grown on the chin that looks like a chin strap for a football helmet. Similar to a goatee.

Jimmy was so proud because after months of practice, he was finally able to grow and perfect his chinstrap beard.


Urban Dictionary

Very cool battery hack

Denney Crane assumes no responsibility
for anyone blowing themselves up by
performing this action.

EDIT: Snopes says
this is a "fool's errand".

Due to liability issue and idiotic
lawsuits, video has been removed.

Rambling on...

• WASHINGTON TOWNSHIP, N.J. (at Walmart): A male voice came over the public-address system Sunday evening at a store in Washington Township, in southern New Jersey, and calmly announced: "Attention, Walmart customers: All black people, leave the store now."
  
  The fan will be clogged and Walmart will pay... Let's see which black leader starts throwing stones for a check.
  

• Never take a hammer to a gun fight! The Wise County Messenger reported: 100 block of Illinois Street – A complainant advised that a man pulled a hammer on him near a liquor store. The complainant then pulled out a gun and suspect fled the scene.
  

• If you don’t know what you’re looking for in a soulmate, here’s a checklist.
  

• Worst career move of the month: it’s normally a good idea to make sure you know who you rob…
  

• In many areas of the world, Muslims actually carry out their faith by taking action…
  
  

Australian school system has no sense of humor whatsoever...

Pop term of the day: pre-hab

pre-hab

Where people go to avoid a future addiction.

Britney's kids now in pre-hab.


Urban Dictionary

Rambling on...

ALyson Hannigan

• America is overheating the phone lines at the House of Reps in Washington this week. I wonder why they wanted to talk to their Congressman?
  

• They just think it's bad now, watch what happens if they pass the healthcare bill. People will be showing up in person to express their true feelings! They will need their health coverage then...
  

• If you think girls can’t be cruel and violent, let me know if this changes your mind. Maybe we should turn them against corrupt congressmen...
  

• Science has found a way for us to communicate with others from the grave.
  

• If you’ve never seen a sailfish up close and personal, it is one of the most gracefully fast predators in the ocean. I hooked a double (6’ & 7’) a few years back, pulled them in the boat, tagged and released them. What an unforgettable memory…
  

• Get a load of this! A union representing Dutch nurses will launch a national campaign Friday against demands for sexual services by patients who claim it should be part of their standard care.
  

• If sex is required for hospital patients, there will be a waiting line from hell to get in...
  
  

Pop term of the day: FOL

FOL

F##k OUR Lives

also see FML

How did we forget about the biology project!? FOL!!!


Urban Dictionary

Rambling on...

Alison Armitage

• We now have proof positive that liberals have a sense of humor. Who would have thought it?
  

• If a major company announced they would compete heads-up against the U.S. Postal Service, I would buy as much stock in the company as I could. Let's face it, the post office has officially gone down the shitter!!
  

• Ask Men lists the top 10 douche bag driving stunts of all time…

  I disagree with their #1 choice, which I believe is driving slow in the left lane and slowing traffic!

• Duuude! You may have a drinking problem if you…
  

• So what do you think of when you hear the phrase, “scent of a beautiful woman”? I don’t think it means anything like this! Warning! Graphic & borderline perverted!
  

• And then there’s the great feeling of satisfaction when you watch a bully get pwned…
  

• This is literally, the dirtiest prank I have ever seen!
  

Pop term of the day: Pi Time

Pi Time

The time of the day where a digital clock reads 3:14.

Dude, what time is? Dude, it's pi time.


Urban Dictionary

Rambling on...

Samaire Armstrong

• If you are bored and need a lift, here are examples of glamour shots gone wrong.
  

• When we think about the lifestyles of the rich and famous, we don’t look very closely at Warren Buffet. The world’s third richest man still lives in his $31,000 home.
  

• Do you think you can live in America without debt? These people learned to…
  

• For more than two decades, Social Security collected more money in payroll taxes than it paid out in benefits — billions more each year. Not this year though, they have to tap into their savings account, which our government has already spent.
  

• DENTON ~ A 31-year-old old registered sex offender was arrested Thursday by Denton police on charges of harassment and making terroristic threats. The dilemma began a couple weeks ago after a woman responded to a Craigslist ad seeking a female singer for a Christian band was contacted to set up an audition.

  I sure miss the good old days when all we had to do to deal with perverts is get a rope...

• Only a blind, deaf Texan would not have heard about all the crap going on with the Texas State Board of Education and how they’re changing student text books. One minority board member walked out on a debate because they wouldn’t recognize minority Medal of Honor winners.
  

  Two words, “Good riddance!”.

• I know I'm getting better when I can hold my disgust to 2 words.
  
  

Pop term of the day: beer thirty

beer thirty

Time of day (usually late afternoon to early evening) at which drinking a beer becomes necessary.

Hey, looks like its beer thirty, better grab me a cold one


Urban Dictionary

Video of the month

5 seconds of truth

Little Angels

When God calls little children

to dwell with Him above,

We mortals sometime question

the wisdom of His love.



For no heartache compares with

the death of one small child

Who does so much to make our world,

seem wonderful and mild.



Perhaps God tires of calling

the aged to his fold,

So He picks a rosebud,

before it can grow old.



God knows how much we need them,

and so He takes but few

To make the land of Heaven

more beautiful to view.



Believing this is difficult

still somehow we must

The saddest word mankind knows

will always be "Goodbye."



So when a little child departs,

we who are left behind

Must realize God loves children,

Angels are hard to find.


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