Saturday, February 6, 2010

Pop term of the day:
slurring your text

slurring your text

when you're so drunk that you're texts are unreadable

(310) heryls so imsd gaonna bea tah the apartty tognlaoit!!!!

(510) chris, u gotta stop slurring your texts.


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Friday, February 5, 2010

Put this in your pipe
and smoke it!

Remember when our President said he would enforce universal healthcare through the IRS?

Well guess what?

He's already putting the plan into action! I got this at work today...



Eat dirt snow!

Pop term of the day:
Urbaning

Urbaning

To look up your own name on Urban Dictionary, either for definition or myspace useage.

Me and Rianna went on Urbaning last night, her name means a suckjob. Lets put it on myspace.

Urban Dictionary

Rambling on...

Rachel Bilson
  • They say these are the unhealthiest sandwiches you can eat. After looking at them, I decided to add them to my bucket list!

  • This is not my grandmother’s Cosmopolitan Magazine! No doubt what they’re selling…

  • Men at Work, the 80’s hit Aussie band was just charged with plagiarism with their hit, “Down Under”. This could be very expensive!

  • For those of you who like to obsess over stuff, here are 5 ways the world could come to an end that we don’t really think about.

  • I will never forget many of the commercials I have seen during the Superbowl, but one must also appreciate the worst ones as well.

  • Bloggers beware of lawsuits : "Personally, every time I put a blog post up, I'm betting my house. I don't have a separate corporate form [like an LLC]. It really is a stressful moment every time I hit publish, thinking, 'Is this the post that's going to cost me my house?'"

Thursday, February 4, 2010

You think you're
having a bad day!




Why can't romance
be this easy?

Pop term of the day:
Vaguebooking

Vaguebooking

An intentionally vague Facebook status update, that prompts friends to ask what's going on, or is possibly a cry for help.

Mary is: "wondering if it is all worth it"
Mark is: "thinking that was a bad idea"

Example:

"Have you talked to Mark? He's vaguebooking again. I wonder if he's back with Mary..."

Opposite:

Tammy is: "in line at the grocery store"



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Rambling on...

Marisa Miller
  • I know I’m a bit slow, but when did Miley Cirus come out of the closet and start dating a lesbian?

  • A buddy just started up a new blog called Smokeshow Blog. Go visit him. Feel free to abuse him instead of me if you like, he’s not a big fan of American politics.

  • So, you’re Sam the Cooking Guy and you go on the Today Show but you can’t get a word in edgewise, what do you do? Tell them to shut the hell up… or something very similar… I like the guy already!

  • This has to be some of the most twisted photoshopping I have seen in quite a while…

  • Here are some very interesting storefront signs that demand attention!

  • A sculpture just sold at Christies that broke the record price for any piece of art sold at auction…

  • For those ladies out there who love to run your fingers through your man’s hair, I’m sure you would really love this guy!

  • If you continue to bring up the past when interviewing Mel Gibson, be prepared to be called out for your behavior.

  • Is it true that people don’t care where or how their taxes are spent as long as they get what they want? I don't know if Wise County is ready for this...

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Minnesota Air Show


h/t Madman

How to have a
successful clothing drive


h/t Chappy

Pop term of the day:
evasive mumbling

evasive mumbling


Mumbling the answer to a question in hopes that the questioner won't hear or understand an answer that may get you in trouble.

When mom asks about that broken plate, you better answer with some evasive mumbling.


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Rambling on...


Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Pop term of the day:
Street Creep

Street Creep

1. A new perjorative term for Wall Street executives who raked in huge bonuses while plunging the world into economic chaos.

2. A financial advisor who sells Wall Street products on commission.

Did you see the news? Those Street Creeps are taking a private jet to Aruba using our bailout money.


Urban Dictionary

Rambling on...

Denise Milani
  • The best and worst dressed at the Grammys. This is true diversity!

  • Here is this year’s nominees for worst actor and worst picture… this is not flattering

  • Talk about outrageous! Apple entering the e-book market with the new iPad has caused Amazon to raise it’s price to match Apple’s terms with the publisher. So much for competition… Time for an iPad boycott!

  • Valentine’s Day gifts for under $20… No reason to stop being cheap to prove something.

  • I do so love a good sissy fight.

Monday, February 1, 2010

Rednecks can be sympathetic...


Three Louisiana rednecks were working up on a cell phone tower: Cooter, Ronnie and Donnie. As they start their descent, Cooter slips, falls off the tower and is killed instantly.

As the ambulance takes the body away, Ronnie says, 'Well, shucks, someone should go and tell his wife.'

Donnie says, 'OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it.'

Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Budweiser.

Ronnie says, 'Where did you get that beer, Donnie?'

'Cooter's wife gave it to me,' Ronnie replies.

'That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you beer?'

'Well, not exactly', Donnie says. 'When she answered the door, I said to her, "you must be Cooter's widow."

She said, 'You must be mistaken. I'm not a widow.'

Then I said, 'I'll bet you a case of Budweiser you are.'

Rednecks are good at sensitive stuff.


h/t da Comish

New World Record Buck

He is being tested for steroids!

Pop term of the day:
that's a good question

that's a good question

A phrase usually indicating that the speaker has absolutely no idea how to answer said question. Often used to stall for time.

Photography teacher walking in on students who should be at pep rally: What are you doing here?

Sreya: That's a good question!


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Rambling on...

Ivanka Trump
  • If you’re suspicious that your man isn’t over his ex, you might want to read this… unless you don’t really want to know.

  • If you’re getting ready to plan your spring vacation, here are some resorts for those who happen to be on a budget…

  • From the state that brought you Al Franken, local government buys wind turbines that don’t work when it’s cold… Those guys belong on Slam Bang Theatre!

  • If anyone still cares about proper etiquette, here is the latest protocol as to how much the tooth fairy should pay when visiting your child…

  • So you found an inexpensive vehicle and are proud to stay within your budget? Think again! You might have bought the most expensive car on the lot when figuring the car’s Total Cost of Ownership.

  • I thought last night Grammy awards was the best I had ever seen, until Michael Jackson's kids came on, followed by a commercial break plugging Jackson's last video. Completely tasteless. Looks like daddy Joe is pulling the strings again. BTW, the kids don't look a thing like him...

Sunday, January 31, 2010

Pop term of the day:
the time

the time

Giving the time to someone means having sexual intercourse with that person. Salinger uses this phrase quite often in his novel, The Catcher in the Rye.

"I don't think he gave that girl the time that night-but darn near."


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I wish I said that...

Every man has an obscure respect for courage in others, especially if it is moral courage, the rarest and most difficult sort of bravery... It makes the very brute understand that this man is more than a man.

Passage from Life of Christ

Two Horses

Just up the road from my home is a field, with two horses in it. From a distance, each looks like every other horse. But if you stop your car, or are walking by, you will notice something quite amazing.

Looking into the eyes of one horse will disclose that he is blind. His owner has chosen not to have him put down, but has made a good home for him. This alone is amazing.

If nearby and listening, you will hear the sound of a bell. Looking around for the source of the sound, you will see that it comes from the smaller horse in the field. Attached to her halter is a small bell. It lets her blind friend know where she is, so he can follow her.

As you stand and watch these two friends, you'll see how she is always checking on him, and that he will listen for her bell and then slowly walk to where she is, trusting that she will not lead him astray.

When she returns to the shelter of the barn each evening, she stops occasionally and looks back, making sure her friend isn't too far behind to hear the bell.

Like the owners of these two horses, God does not throw us away just because we are not perfect or because we have problems or challenges. He watches over us and even brings others into our lives to help us when we are in need.

Sometimes we are the blind horse being guided by the little ringing bell of those who God places in our lives. Other times we are the guide horse, helping others see.

Good friends are like this... You don't always see them, but you know they are always there. Please listen for my bell and I'll listen for yours.