cartoonists to criticize the POTUS!
Who do they think they are? Democrats?
Saturday, October 10, 2009
Is this racism or terrorism?
cartoonists to criticize the POTUS!
Who do they think they are? Democrats?
Pop term of the day: porn storm
Surfing for porn and getting bombarded with pop-up windows.
I tried to mouse off last night but I kept getting caught in a porn storm.
Urban Dictionary
I'm sure no one knows a thing about porn storms...
Friday, October 9, 2009
Of Interest
If you are like many women in America who keep up with celebrity surgical procedures, then you don’t want to skip this website
Marge Simpson to pose nude for Playboy!
Indigenous ways animals outsmart predators
PRICELESS ~ [Concerning the President’s Nobel Peace Prize selection]:
For many conservatives, however, surprise turned quickly into derision. MSNBC's Joe Scarborough exemplified this by laughing and comparing the president to Marisa Tomei. A senior White house official reportedly emailed the show to tell Scarborough to "stop being an a**hole." Scarborough declined the offer.
If making America look weak in the eyes of the world constitutes a Nobel Prize, I understand. This makes the same amount of sense as Al Gore winning a Nobel prize for his imaginary tale on global warming, "An Inconvenient Truth"...but I could be wrong!
Pop term of the day:
shoe whore
shoe whore
1. Someone who owns too many shoes.
2. Like a bag hag but obsessed with shoes.
Carrie from Sex and the City is a shoe whore.
Thursday, October 8, 2009
Why is it?
Why is it that if you cross the North Korean border illegally you get thrown into prison and get 12 years of hard labor?
If you cross the Iranian border while out hiking in the hills you get arrested and imprisoned?
But if you cross the U.S. Border illegally you get a drivers license, a Social Security card and free health care...
h/t McGillicutty
Political Pickpocketing
IRS didn’t answer over 22 million taxpayer phone calls, and that’s with 47% of Americans not paying taxes. But don’t worry, health care will be different!
Code Pink rethinks call for U.S. troops to withdraw from Afghanistan. Isn’t that convenient? I guess they’re waiting for the president to decide before they commit.
Is this a sneak preview of what to expect from 0bamacare?
The U.S. Justice Department has a secret blogging team?
Health care providers in Illinois are being put out of business because the state won’t pay them.
OMG! I actually halfway agree with a Hufpo writer on “The Cost of Corporate Communism”!
Pop term of the day:
call the roll
call the roll
When it feels like everyone you know is at a bar, club, or pub, so you could do a roll call like back at school.
People may optionally call out to all their mates, lads, hoods, bros, crew, etc one by one like at school roll call.
Similar concept occurs when teachers go out at night and see all of their current or former students out at the same venue.
"Wow, everyone's here, we could call the roll."
"I went to the local bar last night but had to leave because half of my students were drinking there. I nearly had to call the roll."
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Of Interest
The Artificial Virginity Hymen kit, distributed by the Chinese company Gigimo, costs about $30. It is intended to help newly married women fool their husbands into believing they are virgins. Don’t those Chinese think of everything!
Bakers are a very diverse group with spelling disorders and deranged senses of humor!
If you are a statistics guru, this website was created just for you.
And then there’s always that disgustingly humorous video of some hot girl smelling her butt crack…
The Denney Crane stamp of approval. For groups and parties, this is the only place to buy fresh raw oysters or fresh steamed shrimp. You’re welcome! BTW, buy plenty, the shipping is as much as the seafood!
Wednesday, October 7, 2009
Why parents get stressed!
h/t AJ
EDIT: I have removed 2 photographs from this post since it has come to my attention it was offensive to someone commenting on the Liberally Lean Blogging Deity's blog. I know I have offensive tendencies, but this was definitely not one of them...
Political Probabilism
The Obama administration is curbing the powers of famous Arizona sheriff Joe Arpaio. He plans to follow the administration’s example and ignore the agreement.
Some things Republicans in DC need to understand.
Beginning in 2015, Medicare would rank doctors against their peers based on how much they cost the program—and then automatically cut all payments by 5% to anyone who falls into the 90th percentile or above.
Eight major contradictions from the President on the current health care reform package. WILL HE VETO?
Pop term of the day:
bedding the rules
bedding the rules
When you sleep with a figure of authority in order to move higher up whatever ladder you are on.
Sandra knew her fake boobs and blonde hair could only get her so far. If she was ever going to win this beauty pageant she would have to start bedding the rules.
Did you hear about that intern Monica? apparently she's started bedding the rules.
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Of Interest...
Megan Fox and 10 other items banned from Walmart
Federal Trade Commission to regulate blogging
Horrible hunter killed Winnie the Pooh!
A railroad conductor has a great job, unless you consider running over people you don’t have a problem doing!
These guys definitely know how to have fun!
Tuesday, October 6, 2009
Is Math Your Strongest Subject?
This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs. experience
This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint.....it goes like this:
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.
h/t Mike Mac
This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint.....it goes like this:
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.
h/t Mike Mac
Danes explain why Obama failed
"It comes down to respect.
President Obama showed none.
And in the end, the Olympics committee returned the favor by humiliating the president of the United States, according to stories in the Berlingske Tidende newspaper in Copenhagen." Don Surber
Huffington Post writer on loss of Olympic bid, “Barack Obama may not be feeling it, but he is the luckiest man alive right now.”
Another Huffpo writer says, Chicago does not deserve the 2016 Summer Olympic Games.
The Honorable
Pop term of the day:
objectively attractive
objectively attractive
A phrase used by a spouse or significant other who is incapable of admitting they find another person truly handsome, beautiful, or sexually attractive.
Well, I guess that guy over there is objectively attractive but I don't find him interesting.
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YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE THIS
In the video below, a soldier claims she has trained with California police to set-up checkpoints and force vaccinations on the public. Those who refuse will be boarded on a bus and taken to a concentration camp. She includes a photo of an RFID device she claims will be used to track people and materiel. She says the military and police will use electronic bracelets to track the vaccinated.
Former Kansas state trooper Greg Evensen underscored this claim last week. “Have you been made aware of the massive roadblock plans to stop all travelers for a vaccine bracelet (stainless steel band with a micro-chip on board) that will force you to take the shot?” Evensen wrote on July 29. “Refuse it? You will be placed on a prison bus and taken to a quarantine camp. What will you do when your children are NOT allowed into school without the shot? What will you do when you are not allowed into the workplace without the vaccine paperwork? Buy groceries? Go to the bank? Shop anywhere?? Get on a plane, bus or train? Use the toilet in the mall? Nope. Police officers will become loathed, feared, despised and remembered for their ‘official’ duties.” Mr. Evensen made the following comment at an event in Texas:
Prison Planet
Former Kansas state trooper Greg Evensen underscored this claim last week. “Have you been made aware of the massive roadblock plans to stop all travelers for a vaccine bracelet (stainless steel band with a micro-chip on board) that will force you to take the shot?” Evensen wrote on July 29. “Refuse it? You will be placed on a prison bus and taken to a quarantine camp. What will you do when your children are NOT allowed into school without the shot? What will you do when you are not allowed into the workplace without the vaccine paperwork? Buy groceries? Go to the bank? Shop anywhere?? Get on a plane, bus or train? Use the toilet in the mall? Nope. Police officers will become loathed, feared, despised and remembered for their ‘official’ duties.” Mr. Evensen made the following comment at an event in Texas:
Prison Planet
Monday, October 5, 2009
I gotta git me
one of these!
one of these!
Do you remember all the times I said
I don't want anything for Christmas?
I change my mind!
Political Paralogisms
Will California become America's first failed state? Paul Harris, The Guardian (London). Not everyone agrees with him on all the specifics.
Hypocrite and anti-gun advocate state Senator R.C. Soles, 74, shot one of two intruders at his home. Obviously, he’s not setting a very good example…
Finally, a strong condemnation of jihadi recruits targeting Muslim youths in Minnesota from the president. No, not the president of the United States.
St. Louis University bans conservative from speaking on campus. A jew denouncing Islamo-facism is not popular…
Pop term of the day:
courtesy fart
courtesy fart
When someone accidentally farts and is embarrased, you should, if you have one ready, let one fly as well. This is a courtesy fart.
This is an opportune time for you to release since then the two fart smells will interfere and no one will discover how unbelievibly nasty your ass is.
Boris farted as he bent over to pick up his shuttlecock at the badminton tournament. Shung Fe felt so bad for him that he offered up a courtesy fart. Unfortunately Shung Fe's rice and eggnoodle fart could not completely mask the liverwurst and vodka fart from Boris, and everyone had to leave the court for 15 minutes.
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Of Interest
Esquire's "Sexiest Woman Alive"
Some girls will do anything but study to make good grades!
Do you really want to know the reason he dumped you? If any of these reasons are true, you should have dumped him first!
If you suffer from OCD, do not go to this website. The rest of you may enter at your own risk, but you may be able to leave it for months!
Why can’t Texas billionaire Mark Cuban keep his mouth shut?
Air Jordan is going retro.
Sunday, October 4, 2009
Saturday Night Live has become
racist extremist organization!
racist extremist organization!
GE will probably make
this their last season...
No Nativity at DC Capital!
It's not Christmas yet, but I had to prepare you for this well in advance.
There will be no Nativity Scene in Washington this year!
The Supreme Court has ruled that there cannot be a Nativity Scene in the United States' Capital this Christmas season. This isn't for any religious reason. They simply have not been able to find Three Wise Men in the Nation's Capitol. A search for a Virgin continues. There was no problem, however, finding enough asses to fill the stable.
There will be no Nativity Scene in Washington this year!
The Supreme Court has ruled that there cannot be a Nativity Scene in the United States' Capital this Christmas season. This isn't for any religious reason. They simply have not been able to find Three Wise Men in the Nation's Capitol. A search for a Virgin continues. There was no problem, however, finding enough asses to fill the stable.
Pop term of the day: maybe later
a slightly less (or more) dick way of saying "no freaking way."
"Hey man wanna come over later and catch Dancing With the Stars?"
"Maybe later."
"You freaking dick."
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