Something as yet undefinable is wrong, out of place; not quite right.
There's something hinky about the deal.
Urban Dictionary
Saturday, October 3, 2009
Pop term of the day: hinky
Something as yet undefinable is wrong, out of place; not quite right.
There's something hinky about the deal.
Urban Dictionary
Firearms Refresher Course
1. "Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not." ~ Thomas Jefferson
2. "Those who trade liberty for security have neither." ~ John Adams
3. Free men do not ask permission to bear arms.
4. An armed man is a citizen. An unarmed man is a subject.
5. Only a government that is afraid of its citizens tries to control them.
6. Gun control is not about guns; it's about control.
7. You only have the rights you are willing to fight for.
8. Know guns, know peace, know safety.
~~No guns, no peace, no safety.
9. You don't shoot to kill; you shoot to stay alive.
10. Assault is a behavior, not a device.
11. 64,999,987 firearms owners killed no one yesterday.
12. The United States Constitution (c) 1791. All Rights Reserved.
13. The Second Amendment is in place in case the politicians ignore the others.
14. What part of 'shall not be infringed' do you NOT understand?
15. Guns have only two enemies; rust and politicians.
16. When you remove the people's right to bear arms, you create slaves.
17. The American Revolution would never have happened with gun control.
Friday, October 2, 2009
Pop term of the day:
Restless Lip Syndrome
Restless Lip Syndrome
When a person keeps interupting a conversation and can't keep her mouth shut.
Chris has to come my house to drink because when we're at his house, Lindas Restless Lip Syndrome prevents us from carrying on a conversation.
Unban Dictionary
Unnecessary Humor
Eavesdropping can be hilarious!
Fridays should be fun!
After a two year loan to the United States, Michelangelo's David is being returned to Italy.
America owes a deep debt of gratitude to the proud sponsors of this exhibit! Thank you!
And thank you Italy for your generousity and consideration in allowing "David" to visit America! He seemed to enjoy himself...
h/t Nan
America owes a deep debt of gratitude to the proud sponsors of this exhibit! Thank you!
And thank you Italy for your generousity and consideration in allowing "David" to visit America! He seemed to enjoy himself...
h/t Nan
How to settle a legal objection
during deposition, Texas style!
during deposition, Texas style!
This is gonna be one of
my all time favorites!
h/t Sharky
Of Interest
Things men lose to relationships! Obviously spoken from experience!
If you have the means and want the best of both worlds, the Skycar might just do it for you.
Legal extortion in America. AC0RN perfected the sting!
Toys R Us spokeswoman defends child rape!
Religious ornaments banned from the Capital Christmas tree this year.
Thursday, October 1, 2009
Pop term of the day:
The book off
The book off
The act of getting a book out on the train, tube bus or plane in order to avoid talking to the person next to you. Substitutes include a newspaper, phone or iPod.
Person one: "Blablabla isn't the weather terrible blablabla"
Person two: (gets book out thus giving Person one "The book off")
Person one stops talking
Of Interest
The Horror! 10 Celebrities whose boobs are just “too big”!
Without a doubt, the most stupid laws in the world!
The funniest ”so not cool” link I think I’ve ever posted!
How not to do a burnout. Graphic language!!!
Men have sex for more than just obvious reasons…
2016 Chicago Olympics...
It's a done deal!
It's a done deal!
Do you really believe President 0bama is going to Denmark to lobby for the 2016 Olympics, only to be denied? I think not! The decision has already been bought and paid for! He’s just setting the stage for yet another historic press conference proclaiming his greatness.
Can you imagine how it would destroy his political influence and celebrity status if he failed? I can’t conceive him proclaiming to the world, “No I couldn’t!”.
Our President is taking a tremendous amount of heat by putting Afghanistan and Iran on hold while jetsetting around the world to help out his Chicago gang. His advisors would never allow him to participate in such a highly publicized world-wide event if the outcome wasn’t already orchestrated.
Intelligent pundits and politicians may not come out and communicate this supposition, but they’re damn sure thinking it! If it’s not obvious, then you’re oblivious to progressive American politics. Hide and watch...
But, as always, I could be wrong…
Denney Crane
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Can you imagine how it would destroy his political influence and celebrity status if he failed? I can’t conceive him proclaiming to the world, “No I couldn’t!”.
Our President is taking a tremendous amount of heat by putting Afghanistan and Iran on hold while jetsetting around the world to help out his Chicago gang. His advisors would never allow him to participate in such a highly publicized world-wide event if the outcome wasn’t already orchestrated.
Intelligent pundits and politicians may not come out and communicate this supposition, but they’re damn sure thinking it! If it’s not obvious, then you’re oblivious to progressive American politics. Hide and watch...
But, as always, I could be wrong…
Denney Crane
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Wednesday, September 30, 2009
Daily Reflection
The one positive result of "Cash for Clunkers"... It's taken 95% of the 0bama bumper stickers off the road.
:D
:D
Political Pretentiousness
With all the health care injustices that occur so frequently, why does he have to make shit up?
Christians mutilated and crucified in Sudan!
More change introduced today in the Senate, the
Montana Town Occupied By Private Paramilitary Security Force
Now that Bush is gone, the media has lost interest in filming and reporting on caskets carrying our Veterans
Does this chart represent cruel and unusual punishment or middle class justice for complacency?
Pop term of the day:
Tattoo Remorse
Tattoo Remorse
Looking back on a tattoo you got when you were younger, or thought would be cool at the time, you realize the tattoo is stupid and wish you had never gotten it in the first place.
Joe: My tattoo remorse is catching up on me after looking in the mirror and realizing getting my ex-wife's name "Jessica" tattooed on my arm was just dumb.
John: Yeah, that looks just plain stupid now.
Urban Dictionary
Of Interest
Numerous videos showing why parties at the Playboy Mansion rock
Some of the most awful creatures found in nature
Now this is a sweet computer game. How far can you throw the kitty?
When you multitask, you’re doing a lot of work, but you’re not doing most (or any) of it well. Wow, makes sense to me!
Are these the worst prom photos you’ve ever seen?
Forehead tattoos may say one thing, but is it an idiot stamp?
Tuesday, September 29, 2009
Political Pawnbrokering
You know something might be wrong when the British media refers to 0bama as “President Pantywaist”
Good work liberals, 66% of the country is angry at the Democrats' policies, 36% are very angry!
Regulation costs California economy almost $500 billion! Sad! When they could have sent the money to Sweden to make cars…
I found Sonia Schmidt’s commentary brilliant. “The Secret Code of Right Wing Racists… Exposed!”
Pop term of the day: microvisit
The real-world equivalent of microblogging. Stopping by to talk to someone for 140 seconds or less.
"Have you talked to Mike lately?"
"Just a couple of microvisits last week"
"I was on my way home yesterday and I stopped by Jeff's house for a microvisit."
Unban Dictionary
Video released of honor
student's fatal beating
student's fatal beating
Wouldn’t it be nice if our President spent as much time and money fighting gang violence in his home town as he is trying to get the 2016 Olympics held there? More on the story here.
Of Interest
Greatest talk show fights of all time… Jerry Springer only got 3rd place!
Without a doubt, the most horrible foods in the world
Bumbling police videos give the non-bumblers a bad rap
World’s Most Rare Diseases… My mad cow ain’t shiat!
I saw SNL Saturday when Jenny Slate dropped the F bomb… I wasn’t sure it actually happened until I saw the clip
Monday, September 28, 2009
Political Prostitution
MIDDLEVILLE, Mich. (WZZM) - A West Michigan woman says the state is threatening her with fines and possibly jail time for babysitting her neighbors' children.
First was indoctrination of school children, now it’s indoctrination of adults. 0bama’s Gestapo TV NBC is using ”Law & Order” to get public on board with prosecuting Bush officials.
I find it odd that America leans toward socialism while socialist Europe heads to the Christian conservative pro-business right
Japan is giving the U.S. the boot, has more faith in communist China… and I can’t blame them!
U.S. economy is still tanking… We may not have seen the worst of it!
Pop term of the day: anuscript
The script of a pornographic movie.
"Hi, I'm the pizza delivery guy" were the only words in the anuscript for "Debbie Does Domino's"
Of Interest...
is a skank role model
Woman gets pregnant ~ while pregnant! You don’t see this everyday!
21 year old burns American flag at VFW, then gets duct-taped to flagpole for 6 hours as punishment… Now that’s what I call freedom of expression!
Talk about a perk! Ft Worth police searching for stripper in tazer incident…
Pipeline to Bring Water to DFW from East Texas …9 years & $1.9 billion
20 Tattoos no girl should sport, unless you want to prove your stupidity
For the ladies: best chest hair designs… you make the call!
Humans are not the only ones in the animal kingdom with an eating disorder
Sunday, September 27, 2009
Pop term of the day:
High Crime
High Crime
A crime commited while under the influence of drugs and/or alcohol. High crimes are usually fairly harmless and poorly thought out. They are met with regret or a completely loss of memory of their occurance the next day. Victims of these crimes are usually perplexed as to why they were targeted. Vandialism, theft, and verbal/physical assult are most common.
Guy: " This random guy started talking shit to me at the bar then shoved me !"
Friend: " Sounds like you were a victim of a high crime."
Homeowner: " I went outside this morning and my lawn furniture was missing!"
Officer: " I've seen alot of these, it was probably a high crime. Nothing I can do."
Unban Dictionary
Intelligence is small potatoes
My vast array of knowledge is irrelevant. My seemingly high IQ and GPA is immaterial. The enormous amount of information confined in my mind is meaningless to my existence on earth. Although useful, it only serves for my survival, standard of living and the use of reason.
I believe the secret to a happy and fruitful life is my faith and belief in God; creating a passion to make a difference in the lives of others. I believe God put me here for a purpose, and it wasn't to have an extravagant home, millions in the bank, the best cars or other posh possessions. I was put here to share His love.
Christians in America have failed. We had the opportunity to feed the world, but it starves; stop slavery, but it continues; end genocide, but it remains; share our wealth, but we hoard it. We have educated our children, but not shown them how to live what we believe. We have built up riches and called it security; we will watch as it disappears, just as it has throughout history.
Before I leave this earth, I want to make a difference; to share God's love. I saw a movie several years ago called "Pay It Forward" which opened my eyes to a different perspective on humanity. Love overcomes all obstacles and we have many resources to share it with the world...if we choose.
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