Saturday, August 15, 2009

Pop term of the day: pisshap

pisshap

A mishap generally involving the mass consumption of alcohol and a misdirection of urine to an area other than the toilet. This usually occurs as the result of an alcoholic stupor.

Can also apply to any other misadventure in some way linked to piss.

Man, Mark was so wasted at his birthday party last weekend that he woke up in the middle of the night and peed all over his computer. It was quite the pisshap.

Are you ready to
fight liberal influence?

Okay, enough is enough! Leftist groups boycott succeeding in getting advertisers to drop Glenn Beck

Although I’m not a huge Glenn Beck fan, it aggravates me that ”Media Matters”, “MSNBC” and a group like “Color of Change” are successfully influencing companies like Geico, Procter & Gamble, Progressive Insurance and Sargento Cheese use their advertising dollars in support of left-wing ideals.


Since the liberals want to shut down conservative radio and TV, Erick Erickson is organizing a counter-boycott!!! I happen to agree with him and choose to support his effort. I hope you will climb on board and show America that the conservative majority can make a difference as well.

I call on all conservatives, right-wingers, Christians, tea partiers to boycott these same companies in response to their liberal support.

First, let’s boycott these companies who have chosen to boycott conservative programing. Even better, let’s also boycott companies who advertise during Keith Olbermann’s newscast on MSNBC. Wouldn't they howl... Our President would have to give GE more funding, but what the hell!

Here is where you can get started! Please feel free to take the initiative to take this a step further. I'm just a small town, little fish ~ together, especially during a slow economy, we can get the attention of big business if we come together... please pass the word.

I am already labeled a racist since I disagree with the current administrations' policies. If the MSM, liberals and special interest groups want to start a war with conservatives, I think we should finish it now before it goes to another level.

Denney Crane

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Of Interest?


Tell me again how immigration reform will benefit America

Voters Schedule Town Hall in Colorado Without Their Representative… See how much courage your Congressman possess'!

Spanish Company Getting Paid For Not Building Tollway

I want to be a Mexican drug lord… they have the coolest stuff!

As long as you remember that you’re a racist, fascist hater if you oppose the President’s policies, you won’t be in denial.

Friday, August 14, 2009

Copter crash on the Hudson...
Here's the video

Unnecessary humorous videos

Very effective: Mom drags kid through phone store


Would an American teacher get away with this?

Interference or Running Interference


Military spouses get federal hiring preferenceNow that’s a great 0bamarrangement! Please follow through with it!

Climate change bill, aka cap & trade, could cost 2 million jobs.
More hope and change, fewer jobs… BUT, Congress did set a financially responsible example; they personally invested millions in companies that will profit from it!
Employment opening up in the health care reform protesting industry. Up to $15 per hour to
Work to Pass 0bama’s Healthcare Plan. If you're good with people and feel passionately about the environment and human rights, you'll make money working for the Fund." Of course, employee heath care benefits not included!
Cheney wasn’t always pleased with GW’s decisions and neither was I.
Bush was too concerned what a ranting liberal public thought of him, which hasn't changed. President 0bama continues many of his policies. I consider the former Vice President a much smarter and savvy man. I plan to listen very closely to what he says
A close reading of the two main [health care] bills... contradict the President's assurances. …the bills reveal a web of restrictions, fines, and mandates that would radically change your health-care coverage.” Fortune Magazine via CNN Lying to America? It can’t be!

Pop term of the day: sloth-cloth

sloth-cloth

An old tee-shirt you wear while hanging around the house.

The word is hard to say many times quickly.

The great man came to the door wearing baggy boxer shorts and a food-stained sloth-cloth.

Of Interest...


5 kick ass baseball fight videos

The nerve of some squirrels hamming it up

4 signs your home is about to lose value

Lies men tell everyday

10 photos that give peeing in your pants a bad name!

Thursday, August 13, 2009

Pop term of the day: Magic Toaster

Magic Toaster

A derogatory term describing an un-savvy computer user's view of what a computer is.

Why my magic toaster no come on? I plug in, but no toast.

What makes you think health
care reform will be any different?

WHAT MAKES YOU THINK?

Don’t you remember what happened when Democratic congressional leaders wanted everyone in America to own a home (Community Reinvestment Act)?

What makes you think health care reform will be any different?

Don’t you remember what happened when they forced bankers to buy the home mortgage paper; now known as toxic assets?

What makes you think health care reform will be any different?

Don’t you remember what happened when government funded Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac was made to loan money to Americans they felt were entitled to own a home, whether they could afford it or not?

What makes you think health care reform will be any different?

Don’t you remember when Barney Frank told America, “Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac are not in crisis”?

What makes you think health care reform will be any different?

Don’t you remember when black Democrat congressmen on the hill told America Fannie and Freddie were just fine and accused Republicans of the “political lynching of Franklin Raines"?

What makes you think health care reform will be any different?

Don’t you remember what happened when the banks and mortgage companies imploded? Look around you today if you can’t remember!

What makes you think health care reform will be any different?

Do you remember what happened when Barack 0bama was campaigning for President and pledged:

~ Not to raise taxes on those making less than $250,000 a year
~ The Stimulus package would keep unemployment under 10%
~ No more pork or earmarks
~ Lobbyists would not be allowed to serve in his administration
~ Would post bills on Whitehouse website 5 days before he signed it

What makes you think health care reform will be any different?

DON’T YOU REMEMBER THAT GOVERNMENT INTERFERENCE IN FREE ENTERPRISE CAUSED THE CURRENT WORLD FINANCIAL CRISIS?

WHAT MAKES YOU THINK HEALTH CARE REFORM WILL BE ANY DIFFERENT?


Oh, did I forget to mention...

A close reading of the two main bills...contradict the President's assurances. …the bills reveal a web of restrictions, fines, and mandates that would radically change your health-care coverage .” Fortune Magazine via CNN

Just because Congress doesn't read their own bills doesn't mean we won't! I guess they think if they don't read it, they aren't lying about it...

At least conservatives have a sense of humor!

I wish they were funny!




I have extra tickets to SRO event!

If anyone is interested, I have four extra tickets to the Robbie Knievel (Evil's son) event at the Ford Center next weekend in Beaumont, Texas. It sold out the first day.

He's going to try to jump 1,000 Obama supporters with a bulldozer.

Should be a good time, let me know...

Of interest...

Daisy De La Hoya...yea, Oscar's cousin

When AA pilots start expressing concerns about the safety of the airplanes they fly, you damn sure better listen to them!

7 of the greatest lightning strikes caught on camera

Union to pay people to be part of organized movement! Grassroots my ass!

Outer space view of where asteroids impacted on earth and the craters created.

4 Sure Fire Ways to End Up on the Terrorist Watch List

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Pop term of the day: go primitive

go primitive

Instead of keyboarding or texting a long and detailed story someone suggests a phone call as a more direct way to have the conversation.

Dude, I'm good with texting but this is giving me carpel tunnel, let's "go primitive" I'll call you tomorrow at 8.

Art, sport or idiocy


Make sure you have sound and
an appreciation of excellence...
It just keeps getting better!



thanks Billy

Politics as Usual


These signs are showing up all over Missouri

Wise County Commissioners approve proposed tax increase. Taxpayers and business cut back; but government doesn't commit to cut back.

I am doing a major flip-flop, like Hennessey has, and report some of these fishy statements on health care reform! I feel it’s my patriotic duty!

The Arab American Institute says American Conservatives are Racist, Dangerous! If that were true, half America’s convenience stores would go bankrupt!

A politician's first rule of engagement: Never, ever ask a crowd if they trust you unless they are all on the payroll!

Another example of public protest Stockholm Syndrome!

How much is 1 more year
of life for your child worth?

Trust the Government
by Newt Gingrich

How much is one additional year of your life worth?

Or one more year of life for your father or your wife? For your child?

In Great Britain, the government has settled on a number: $45,000.

That's how much a government commission with the Orwellian acronym NICE has decided British government-run health care will pay for one additional year of life for a British subject.

Think it could never happen here? Then you need to pay closer attention to what Washington is planning for your health care.

British Government Bureaucrats Literally
Decide if Your Life is Worth Living

The British single-payer bureaucrats arrived at the price of an additional year of life in the same way they decide how much health care all British people will get, through a formula called "quality-adjusted life years."

That means that if you're sick in Great Britain, government bureaucrats literally decide if your life is worth living and, if so, how much longer and at what cost.

If it's more than $45,000, you're out of luck.

The entire article is here, it gets worse.

Of Interest...

Michelle Baker

They even distort actors!

10 most controversial iPhone apps

This may be the best fake punt ever!

Sea vehicles of the future, like the prototype of this sea limo

Maybe you want to know the truth about airplane turbulence

Can I make a suggestion? When getting a tattoo, make damn sure the artist can spell

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Video of the Month!

It's hard for me to say I'm sorry

Pop term of the day:
aggressive passive

aggressive passive

A word describing somebody who is uncomfortable being openly amiable and kind, so they give more subtle hints to their goodwill while maintaining a disagreeable exterior. See also.

That man spent the entire meal complaining to me about my service, and then he left me a $5 tip. He's totally aggressive passive.

Video of the week


Even highly evolved animals
refuse Barack 0bama treats!

Are you aware
of THIS Healthcare?

If you're passionate on the subject,
either way, you need to watch these!

Is this an example of health care horror reform?
Have a heart attack at night and get an appointment to see a doctor tomorrow… die in front of your son? Make sure to read the comments below the story.
Whatever you do, you must see this video of Rep. Niki Tsongas explain why she and Congress opted out of the program!

Healthcare reform started out
transparent and has ended up the
same as before, behind closed doors...


Think about this: Do you really want people in charge of healthcare that think it’s un-American to criticize it? If they feel that way now, it will be "to hell with you" after it's in place!

Democrats paying $9-$14 and hour across the country to get people to hold up signs at health care protests! I wonder how much they're paying the people to terrorize protesters like the one in the video below?

And now, for something completely different...

Crowder defiling Denton

Of interest...

Isabel Lucas

35 of the coolest toilets in the world.

How to land a sugar mama.

20 dirty old men caught on camera

10 good reasons white people shouldn’t dance at music festivals! Video gold. My fav was #8, Grandma on Disco Biscuits…

45,000 more troops needed in Afghanistan? Mr. President, please tell me again why American troops are fighting and dying in the Middle East? Where are the war/peace protesters? Why is the main stream media not all over this?

Monday, August 10, 2009

You make the call...



Does Janeane Garofalo look like someone qualified to label me a racist?

Nickie Goomba posted a great blog using Ms. Garofalo's own words to give us a better insight of this politically active actress. I consider it an excellent illustration involving the level of intelligence required to be a frequent guest commentator for NBC news.
“When I see the American flag, I go, 'Oh my God, you're insulting me.'”

“When Communist U.S.S.R. was a superpower, the world was better off. The right-wing media is trying to marginalize the peace movement.”

“You have to have a lot more dedication to what I'll call 'the machine,' ... I have 20 percent dedication. What's needed is 110 percent. You can't have it with the level of apathy I have.”

"You know, there's nothing more interesting than seeing a bunch of racists become confused and angry at a speech they're not quite certain what he's saying. It sounds right and then it doesn't make sense. Which, let's be very honest about what this is about. It's not about bashing Democrats, it's not about taxes, they have no idea what the Boston tea party was about, they don't know their history at all. This is about hating a black man in the White House. This is racism straight up. That is nothing but a bunch of teabagging rednecks. And there is no way around that. And you know, you can tell these type of right wingers anything and they'll believe it, except the truth. You tell them the truth and they become -- it's like showing Frankenstein's monster fire. They become confused, and angry and highly volatile."

"These guys hate that a black guy is in the White House. But they immigrant bash, they pretend taxes and tea bags, and like I said, most of them probably couldn't tell you thing one about taxation without representation, the Boston tea party, the British imperialism, whatever the history lesson has to be. But these people, all white for the most part, unless there's some people with Stockholm syndrome there."
Is this not the far left liberal mindset of American patriotism? This reminds me of our President apologizing recently to the world. Liberals blame America's arrogant attitude and aggressive behavior for all the atrocities committed in the last few centuries.

Forget about the good we've done and concentrate on the evil example we've set in the eyes of God the world other liberals. If this isn't the greatest disgrace to those who shed their blood for freedom and liberty, I don't know what is. SFC!

Morning Whitehouse briefing from my dear friend, David Axelrod

Dear Friend,

Anyone that's watched the news in the past few days knows that health insurance reform is a hot topic — and that rumors and scare tactics have only increased as more people engage with the issue. Given a lot of the outrageous claims floating around, it’s time to make sure everyone knows the facts about the security and stability you get with health insurance reform.

That’s why we’ve launched a new online resource — WhiteHouse.gov/RealityCheck — to help you separate fact from fiction and share the truth about health insurance reform. Here's a few of the reality check videos you can find on the site:
~ CEA Chair Christina Romer details how health insurance reform will impact small businesses.
~Domestic Policy Council Director Melody Barnes tackles a nasty rumor about euthanasia and clearly describes how reform helps families.
~Matt Flavin, the White House's Director of Veterans and Wounded Warrior Policy, clears the air about Veteran's benefits.
~Kavita Patel, M.D., a doctor serving in the White House's Office of Public Engagement, explains that health care rationing is happening right now and how reform gives control back to patients and doctors.
~Bob Kocher, M.D., a doctor serving on the National Economic Council, debunks the myth that health insurance reform will be financed by cutting Medicare benefits.
There's more information and a number of online tools you can use to spread the truth among your family, friends and other social networks. Take a look:


We knew going into this effort that accomplishing comprehensive health insurance reform wasn't going to be easy. Achieving real change never is. The entrenched interests that benefit from the status quo always use their influence in Washington to try and keep things just as they are.

But don't be misled. We know the status quo is unsustainable. If we do nothing, millions more Americans will be denied insurance because of pre-existing conditions, or see their coverage suddenly dropped if they become seriously ill. Out-of-pocket expenses will continue to soar, and more and more families and businesses will be forced to deal with health insurance costs they can’t afford.

That's the reality.

Americans deserve better. You deserve a health care system that works as well for you as it does for the status quo; one you can depend on — that won't deny you coverage when you need it most or charge you crippling out-of-pocket co-pays. Health insurance reform means guaranteeing the health care security and stability you deserve.

President Barack Obama promised he'd bring change to Washington and fix our broken, unsustainable health insurance system. You can help deliver that change. Visit WhiteHouse.gov/RealityCheck, get the facts and spread the truth. The stakes are just too high to do nothing.

Thank you,
David

David Axelrod
Senior Advisor to the President

Before you get too excited...

Why the stock market is going up…

Unfortunately, the stock market is not making great gains right now. It may seem so, but in reality it’s just a market adjustment due to our currency devaluation. Also notice how the market took off as soon as healthcare reform started taking a nosedive.

Several months ago, I was checking on the exchange rate for Australian currency, it was $1 US to $1.50 AU. Today, it’s $1 US to $1.19 AU. I’m no math whiz, but that’s a 20% devaluation of the American dollar. This is why oil is back up to $70 a barrel, dollar devaluation. If the dollar was worth what it was 4 months ago, oil would be $56 a barrel.

Our government has pledged all US assets to the Federal Reserve (private bankers). Think about it, who has ALL the money? It's not the United States...well, maybe the mint.

So before you feel safer about our economy turning around, you might want to rethink the idea. The devaluation is going to cause inflation. You may want to invest in all the trustworthy foreign currency you can… I am!

Pop term of the day: making clay

making clay

Taking a dump. To make clay, To have taken a huge dump.

"I am making clay", "I just made clay" ,"I just made a clay sculpture".

Of Interest

Thank you MySpace

AADS Average American Derangement Syndrome ”Democrats and liberals have always been contemptuous of the average person, but their treatment of those citizens who disagree with the Obama administration's policies is unprecedented.”

'Hero' Greek woman sets fire to drunken Brit's genitals I can’t make up shit this good!

Okay guys, if you want to get you’re woman a gift and make her feel special all at the same time, you gotta get personal.

Just in case you want to get your Ex back, you’re not the only one.

White House to Democrats: 'Punch back twice as hard . Someone please tell me why the White House would want to start a fight with the American people? Don't they know there are some ole boys that’ll show up just to fight! SEIU did...

ICING ON THE CAKE

Columnist Ron Hart on 0bamaCare:
If 0bama has his way, his health care plan will be funded by his treasury chief who did not pay his taxes, overseen by his surgeon general who is obese, signed by a president who smokes, and financed by a country that is just about broke.
What possibly could go wrong? via Reason Hit & Run

Sunday, August 9, 2009

Do you remember this?


Why do you expect me to believe what
he says about healthcare reform after
I watch what he says in this video???

Fool me once, shame on you...

Pop term of the day: Find Cuisine

Find Cuisine

To create a fine meal using random items around the kitchen . This includes never before used spices and the culmination of three different pasta noodles and a can of diced tomates thus creating the pasta stew mess.

Stephanie: "What you cooking there?"

Nadine: "Some randomness with pasta. Kind of like a pasta stew. But messier."

Stephanie: "I love your find cuisine, Nadine."

Sunday morning fun

A Sunday school teacher asked her little children, as they were on the way to church service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?" One bright little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping."

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A little boy opened the big and old family Bible with fascination, looking at the old pages as he turned them. Then something fell out of the Bible and he picked it up and looked at it closely. It was an old leaf from a tree that has been pressed in between the pages. "Momma, look what I found," the boy called out. "What have you got there, dear?" his mother asked. With astonishment in the young boy's voice he answered, "It's Adam's suit!!"

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The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached, he moved briskly about the platform, jerking the mike cord as he went. Then he moved to one side, getting wound up in the cord and nearly tripping before jerking it again. After several circles and jerks, a little girl in the third pew leaned toward her mother and whispered, "If he gets loose, will he hurt us?"

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Six-year old Angie and her four-year old brother Joel were sitting together in church. Joel giggled, sang and talked out loud. Finally, his big sister had had enough. "You're not supposed to talk out loud in church." "Why? Who's going to stop me?" Joel asked. Angie pointed to the back of the church and said, "See those two men standing by the door? They're hushers."

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My grandson was visiting one day when he asked, "Grandma, do you know how you and God are alike?" I mentally polished my halo while I asked, "No, how are we alike?" "You're both old," he replied.

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A ten-year old, under the tutelage of her grandmother, was becoming quite knowledgeable about the Bible. Then one day she floored her grandmother by asking, "Which Virgin was the mother of Jesus? The virgin Mary or the King James Virgin?"