h/t Bob Parks
Saturday, August 1, 2009
I need someone smarter than me...
What is the real reason our troops are fighting in Afghanistan and Pakistan?
Who benefits the most from the cash for clunkers programs?
Why is the stock market going up?
I have developed a hypothesis as to the answers of these questions, but I would like to know your thoughts.
Pop term of the day:
Wait, $hit
Wait, $hit
Something someone would say after realizing what they just said or did was idiotic or bad.
"Dude, my penis is so big that if I laid it out on a keyboard, it would go from A to Z.
Wait, $hit."
Of interest
What happens to a Dallas cop who is negligent in the death of a 10 year old? 1 day’s suspension
A bikini that dissolves in water… how spontaneous…surprise, surprise
0bama secret service drew there weapons on the citizens of Bristol, VA
Is CNN inciting race hate? Bob Parks thinks so.
A bikini that dissolves in water… how spontaneous…surprise, surprise
0bama secret service drew there weapons on the citizens of Bristol, VA
Is CNN inciting race hate? Bob Parks thinks so.
Friday, July 31, 2009
Police behaving badly
EVEN WORSE: What happens to a Dallas cop who is negligent in the death of a 10 year old? 1 day’s suspension
I guess I need to find a way to get a badge... since it seems to be a free pass to get away with anything!
Pop term of the day:
email courier
email courier
An individual who approaches someone's desk or workstation in a work environment almost immediately after sending them an email, usually to confirm that the email has been received.
Bill: I just sent you an email. Did you get it?
Mike: Probably, I haven't checked.
Bill: Can you check?
Mike: Uh yeah, looks like I got it.
Bill: Thoughts?
Mike: My immediate thoughts are you're an email courier and a douchebag.
Of Interest
The new 2010 Chevy Camaro…bada$$ and long waiting list
Honor killing of the day
“…it will be no surprise if Israel strikes by year’s end.” John Bolton
Boston cop suspended for racist email. I guess the police don’t have the same freedom of speech guaranteed in the Constitution.
Porn star and Senator wannabe arrested
Thursday, July 30, 2009
Old guys rule
A strong young man at a construction site was bragging that he could out-do anyone in a feat of strength.
He made a special case of making fun of one of the older workmen. After several minutes, the older worker had enough.
'Why don't you put your money where your mouth is,' he said. 'I'll bet a week's wages that I can haul something in a wheelbarrow over to that building that you won't be able to wheel back.'
'You're on, old man,' the braggart replied. 'Let's see you do it.'
The old man reached out and grabbed the wheelbarrow by the handles. Then, nodding to the young man, he said, 'All right, dumbass, get in.'
He made a special case of making fun of one of the older workmen. After several minutes, the older worker had enough.
'Why don't you put your money where your mouth is,' he said. 'I'll bet a week's wages that I can haul something in a wheelbarrow over to that building that you won't be able to wheel back.'
'You're on, old man,' the braggart replied. 'Let's see you do it.'
The old man reached out and grabbed the wheelbarrow by the handles. Then, nodding to the young man, he said, 'All right, dumbass, get in.'
Nancy Reagan, a true first lady
You might recall that John Hinckley was a seriously deranged young man who shot President Reagan in the early 1980's.
Hinckley was absolutely obsessed with movie star Jodie Foster, extremely jealous, and in his twisted mind, loved Jodie Foster to the point that to make himself well known to her, he attempted to assassinate President Reagan.
There is speculation Hinckley may soon be released as having been rehabilitated. Consequently, you may appreciate the following letter from Nancy Reagan to John Hinckley:
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To: John Hinckley
From: Mrs. Nancy Reagan
My family and I wanted to drop you a short note to tell you how pleased we are with the great strides you are making in your recovery. In our fine country's spirit of understanding and forgiveness, we want you to know there is a nonpartisan consensus of compassion and forgiveness throughout.
The Reagan family and I want you to know that no grudge is borne against you for shooting President Reagan. We, above all, are aware of how the mental stress and pain could have driven you to such an act of desperation. We are confident that you will soon make a complete recovery and return to your family to join the world again as a healthy and productive young man.
Best wishes,
Nancy Reagan & Family
PS... While you have been incarcerated, Barack Obama has been banging Jodie Foster like a screen door in a tornado. You might want to look into that.
Hinckley was absolutely obsessed with movie star Jodie Foster, extremely jealous, and in his twisted mind, loved Jodie Foster to the point that to make himself well known to her, he attempted to assassinate President Reagan.
There is speculation Hinckley may soon be released as having been rehabilitated. Consequently, you may appreciate the following letter from Nancy Reagan to John Hinckley:
*
To: John Hinckley
From: Mrs. Nancy Reagan
My family and I wanted to drop you a short note to tell you how pleased we are with the great strides you are making in your recovery. In our fine country's spirit of understanding and forgiveness, we want you to know there is a nonpartisan consensus of compassion and forgiveness throughout.
The Reagan family and I want you to know that no grudge is borne against you for shooting President Reagan. We, above all, are aware of how the mental stress and pain could have driven you to such an act of desperation. We are confident that you will soon make a complete recovery and return to your family to join the world again as a healthy and productive young man.
Best wishes,
Nancy Reagan & Family
PS... While you have been incarcerated, Barack Obama has been banging Jodie Foster like a screen door in a tornado. You might want to look into that.
Pop term of the day:
Beer summit
Beer summit
The meeting of President Obama and any parties for which an injustice has occurred. This meeting must take place in the White House and be broadcast throughout the media.
Professor Gates and James Crowley invited to the White House for a beer summit to make amends for the misunderstanding.
Of Interest
fine arts patrons ~ more photos here
Sale at Northpark Mall, sex in the men’s room
Idiot vs Car windowFinally, Jackass star Johnny Knoxville takes it in the butt
Video of gas leak explosion is very graphic
Scams Surround the Cash for Clunkers program
House Set to Spend $6.9Billion on Unwanted Military Equipment
US troops damage what’s left of the original Babylon
Dr. Mike and his creepy, crawly critters
Wednesday, July 29, 2009
Did Jesus give us the name
of the antichrist?
of the antichrist?
go through the roof...
h/t Hot Air
Unnecessary humor
A man was sunbathing naked at the beach. For the sake of civility, and to keep it from getting sunburned, he had a hat over his private parts.
A woman walks past and says, snickering, "If you were a gentleman you'd lift your hat ."
He raised an eyebrow and replied, " If you weren't so ugly it would lift itself ."
A woman walks past and says, snickering, "If you were a gentleman you'd lift your hat ."
He raised an eyebrow and replied, " If you weren't so ugly it would lift itself ."
Latest email from my friend,
President Barack 0bama
President Barack 0bama
Dear Friend,
If you’re like most Americans, there’s nothing more important to you about health care than peace of mind.
Given the status quo, that’s understandable. The current system often denies insurance due to pre-existing conditions, charges steep out-of-pocket fees – and sometimes isn’t there at all if you become seriously ill.
It’s time to fix our unsustainable insurance system and create a new foundation for health care security. That means guaranteeing your health care security and stability with eight basic consumer protections:
• No discrimination for pre-existing conditions
• No exorbitant out-of-pocket expenses, deductibles or co-pays
• No cost-sharing for preventive care
• No dropping of coverage if you become seriously ill
• No gender discrimination
• No annual or lifetime caps on coverage
• Extended coverage for young adults
• Guaranteed insurance renewal so long as premiums are paid
Learn more about these consumer protections at Whitehouse.gov.
Over the next month there is going to be an avalanche of misinformation and scare tactics from those seeking to perpetuate the status quo. But we know the cost of doing nothing is too high. Health care costs will double over the next decade, millions more will become uninsured, and state and local governments will go bankrupt.
It’s time to act and reform health insurance, drive down costs and guarantee the health care security and stability of every American family. You can help by putting these core principles of reform in the hands of your friends, your family, and the rest of your social network.
Thank you,
Barack Obama
Pop term of the day: Birther
A conspiracy theorist who believes that Barack Obama is ineligible for the Presidency of the United States, based on any number of claims related to his place of birth, birth certificate, favorite birthday, or whether or not he has heard the song Africa by Toto.
"Did you know that Barack Obama's parents concealed the location of his birth because they knew he would grow up to be President? What? Of course it makes sense, I'm a birther!"
Of interest
If there is one thing I have learned from our Liberally Lean blogging deity, it's that a picture is worth a thousand words, and one of an attractive, sexy young lady causes the hits on my blog to escalate.
An awesome video of the world’s 2nd largest aquarium.
Okay, that humdinging blogger, Silicone Alley, got me hooked on this damn cat game and it’s messin with me pretty bad. It took me 3 tries to beat it, and I haven’t beat it since!
21 things you shouldn’t say to the President
10 insanely odd body modifications
I actually listened to this entire audio of our President, and it’s the pot calling the kettle black
Tuesday, July 28, 2009
Unnecessary humor
A woman comes home and tells her husband, 'Remember those headaches I've been having All these years? Well, they're gone.'
'No more headaches?' the husband asks, 'What happened?'
His wife replies, 'Margie referred me to a hypnotist & he told me to stand in front of a mirror, stare at myself and repeat,
' I do not have a headache '
' I do not have a headache '
' I do not have a headache '
Well, it worked! The headaches are all gone’
Well, that is wonderful' proclaims the husband.
His wife then says, 'You know, you haven't been exactly a ball of fire in the bedroom these last few years, why don't you go see the hypnotist and see if he can do anything for that?'
Reluctantly, the husband agrees to try it.
Following his appointment, the husband comes home, rips off his clothes, picks up his wife and carries her into the bedroom. He puts her on the bed and says, 'Don't move, I'll be right back.'
He goes into the bathroom and comes back a few minutes later and jumps into bed and makes passionate love to his wife like never before.
His wife says, 'WOW! - that was wonderful!'
The husband says, 'Don't move! I will be right back.'
He goes back into the bath room , comes back and round two was even better than the first time.
The wife sits up and her head is spinning ' OH MY GOD ' She proclaims.
Her husband again says, 'Don't move, I'll be right back.'
With that, he goes back in the bathroom.
This time, his wife quietly follows him and there, in the bathroom, she sees him standing at the mirror and saying.
'She's not my wife '
'She's not my wife '
'She's not my wife ' .
His funeral service will be held on Saturday
'No more headaches?' the husband asks, 'What happened?'
His wife replies, 'Margie referred me to a hypnotist & he told me to stand in front of a mirror, stare at myself and repeat,
' I do not have a headache '
' I do not have a headache '
' I do not have a headache '
Well, it worked! The headaches are all gone’
Well, that is wonderful' proclaims the husband.
His wife then says, 'You know, you haven't been exactly a ball of fire in the bedroom these last few years, why don't you go see the hypnotist and see if he can do anything for that?'
Reluctantly, the husband agrees to try it.
Following his appointment, the husband comes home, rips off his clothes, picks up his wife and carries her into the bedroom. He puts her on the bed and says, 'Don't move, I'll be right back.'
He goes into the bathroom and comes back a few minutes later and jumps into bed and makes passionate love to his wife like never before.
His wife says, 'WOW! - that was wonderful!'
The husband says, 'Don't move! I will be right back.'
He goes back into the bath room , comes back and round two was even better than the first time.
The wife sits up and her head is spinning ' OH MY GOD ' She proclaims.
Her husband again says, 'Don't move, I'll be right back.'
With that, he goes back in the bathroom.
This time, his wife quietly follows him and there, in the bathroom, she sees him standing at the mirror and saying.
'She's not my wife '
'She's not my wife '
'She's not my wife ' .
His funeral service will be held on Saturday
Pop term of the day: weenis
Its actually the skin on your elbow.
Ow, I hit my weenis on the refrigerator.
Our clueless youth...GOLD
dictionary, for the term "idiot"
Can you imagine what she
will teach her children?
DO NOT tell me you can't...
A friend of famed blogger, Jarhead, learns to scuba dive. Although Chris is quadriplegic, he also skis, cycles and plays rugby.
The next time I hear someone say they can't do it, I'm gonna think of Chris and all the things he has an opportunity to experience. Obviously, no one told him he can't...
Of interest
Could not have happened to a nicer guy…
Do not put that in your butt!
Jerusalem: Jews call the POTUS a racist…
Why don’t they just create headlines when Chris Dodd tells the truth? He wouldn’t be in the news near as much…
The government cannot issue happiness to Americans… Zo explains
Monday, July 27, 2009
Unnecessary humor
A man was lying in bed with his new girlfriend.
After having great sex, she spent the next hour just rubbing his testicles -- something she loved to do.
As he was enjoying it, he turned and asked her, "Why do you love doing that?"
Because, she replied, "I miss mine."
After having great sex, she spent the next hour just rubbing his testicles -- something she loved to do.
As he was enjoying it, he turned and asked her, "Why do you love doing that?"
Because, she replied, "I miss mine."
More pi$$ poor news
Family shuns 8 year old girl after sex attack ~ "The father told the case worker and an officer in her presence that he didn't want her back. He said 'Take her, I don't want her,"'
Remember the President’s pledge that lobbyists wouldn’t be allowed to influence stimulus spending? Well, that’s been changed.
British News reports nine American soldiers killed in Afghanistan due to commanders’ incompetence. And it only took a year to get the information…
“Obama's administration has condemned the [democracy seeking Honduran] coup, cut $16.5 million in military aid and threatened to slash economic aid.”
If big brother wants to lock you up, they can find a reason, it doesn’t matter if it’s not right!
Divorce decree of Republicans v. Democrats
Remember the President’s pledge that lobbyists wouldn’t be allowed to influence stimulus spending? Well, that’s been changed.
British News reports nine American soldiers killed in Afghanistan due to commanders’ incompetence. And it only took a year to get the information…
“Obama's administration has condemned the [democracy seeking Honduran] coup, cut $16.5 million in military aid and threatened to slash economic aid.”
If big brother wants to lock you up, they can find a reason, it doesn’t matter if it’s not right!
Divorce decree of Republicans v. Democrats
Why some people have a big
problem with universal healthcare
problem with universal healthcare
"The reasons for the public revolt are easy to see. The Democrats want to spend $1.5 trillion over a decade, impose an $800 billion tax increase in the midst of the worst recession in a generation, increase federal borrowing by $239 billion (on top of the $11 trillion the Obama budget already requires us to borrow through 2019), impose costly mandates on employers that will discourage hiring as unemployment nears 10 percent, force individuals to buy one-size-fits-all government defined insurance, and insert the government in countless new ways between doctors and patients. All of that would occur whether or not the plan includes a "public option," which at this point it does include and which will exacerbate all of these problems." More from the Weekly Standard
And the story keeps changing!
Universal healthcare “was never to generate savings…the goal is to provide a mechanism for improving quality…and reducing costs over the long term.” according to House Budget Director Peter Orsazag.
Universal healthcare “was never to generate savings…the goal is to provide a mechanism for improving quality…and reducing costs over the long term.” according to House Budget Director Peter Orsazag.
Why didn’t you tell us that in the first place? I was told it was because healthcare was too expensive… I’m sure the federal government can improve the quality of healthcare in the US since it’s only the best in the world!
Pop term of the day: Cankles
The area in affected female legs where the calf meets the foot in an abrupt, nontapering terminus; medical cause: adipose tissue surrounding the soleus tendon, probably congenital, worsened by weight gain and improved in appearance only by boots. From the English "calf" meaning wide portion of the lower leg, and "ankle" meaning slender joint of leg with foot.
If I didn't have cankles, I might be able to wear those Prada loafers with my capri pants.
Of Interest
Does she have frogs legs?
I thought I had a problem with our President, but this guy gives lessons! Forward to the 3 minute mark.
Want to know if you should refuse an alcohol test? Ask an elected official!
Harvard professor evading taxes and not helping minorities with his lucrative tax-exempt, non-profit organization? Who would have thought it?
Card Check, The Game ~ VERY INTERESTING…
How to pick out the proper bomb shelter
Top 10 Bizarre Restaurants
Family shuns 8 year old girl after sex attack ~ "The father told the case worker and an officer in her presence that he didn't want her back. He said 'Take her, I don't want her,"'
Arianna has a problem with the bank bailout? States are suffering and she blames the banks…not the government!
All government jobs are not pleasant, but if you have to have a paycheck, come test your sanity!
Speaking of working for the government, when you do work for them, don’t expect everything to go smoothly.
Sunday, July 26, 2009
Pop term of the day:
business shower
business shower
An intimate shower taken between 2 persons solely for the purpose of saving time, completely devoid of any sexual connotation.
Oh shit, my alarm didnt go off"
"Shit... I have to be at work in 20 minutes"
"We'll just have to shower together"
"Hey man, thats gross"
"Nah its cool... It'll be a Business Shower"
"Aight dog"
This one will never happen to me... unless my business associate is very, very hot!
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