1. When I was born, I was given a choice - A big d?ck or a good memory.. I don't remember, what I chose.
2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
3. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects.
4. Impotence: Nature's way of saying 'No hard feelings...'
5. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - 'don't' and 'stop', unless they are used together.
6. Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but next to the best thing on earth.
7. There are three stages of sex in a man's life: Tri Weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly.
8. Virginity can be cured.
9. Virginity is not dignity, its lack of opportunity.
10. Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
11. I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dialer were too small.
12. Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy.
13. Q: What's an Australian kiss? A: The same thing as a French kiss, only down under.
14. A couple just married were happy with the whole thing. He was happy with the Hole and she was happy with the thing.
15. Q: What are the three biggest tragedies in a man’s life? A: Life sucks, job sucks, and the wife doesn't.
16. Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? A: Breasts don't have eyes.
17. Despite the old saying, 'Don't take your troubles to bed', many men still sleep with their wives!!
Saturday, June 27, 2009
Who the hell is he to
allow us to do anything?
allow us to do anything?
'And here's 0bama talking about he's going to allow people to keep their doctor. Who the hell is he to allow us to do anything? We've got to stop thinking about this the way we do. Who is he to say he is going to allow us to keep our doctor? Sorry, folks. That's not his job. The President of the United States does not personally permit or allow anyone to do anything except people who work for him. The bottom line is he works for us. We are the ones that have the power to say, no, we're not going to allow you to destroy our public sector; we're not going to permit you to destroy the greatest economy in the history of the world. We're not going to permit you to do it.
Now, if you paid attention to the news today, after cap and trade, gotta get that done tomorrow, gotta get it done tomorrow, gotta get it done, cap and trade. You know why they want to get it done? To get it out of the way before anybody finds what it is so they can move on to healthcare. Get that done, tomorrow, tomorrow, tomorrow, before anybody can find out what's in it. Yeah. You let a number of Americans find out that unions are exempt from any tax increase on their healthcare benefits, and there's a number of other things in this bill that if people found out about they would oppose it even more than they already do. 0bama doesn't want you to know what's in this bill.
In fact, Senator Kennedy's version of the healthcare bill mandates that members of Congress are exempt from whatever healthcare bill 0bama and Kennedy come up with. It's right in his bill. John Fund found it. That's why it has to be done tomorrow, tomorrow, tomorrow, tomorrow, before anybody finds out what's in it. ' Rush Limbaugh
Pop term of the day: cha mon
A more animated way of proclaiming "c'mon" or "come on."
While playing poker and you need a high card: "I need this. Cha mon ACE!"
Of Interest
Congress fleecing America in record time!
Hunters, whittlers and Boy Scouts, beware - your knives may soon be on the government's chopping block .
The staff on Capitol Hill is too white . Talk about a racist statement…
House Judiciary Committee Chairman John Conyers Jr. abandons the probe into ACORN. “The powers that be decided against it”
Hunters, whittlers and Boy Scouts, beware - your knives may soon be on the government's chopping block .
The staff on Capitol Hill is too white . Talk about a racist statement…
House Judiciary Committee Chairman John Conyers Jr. abandons the probe into ACORN. “The powers that be decided against it”
You don’t think this had anything to do with it, do you?Why gayness can be funny
Friday, June 26, 2009
Liberal hypocrisy knows no bounds!
Sanford didn’t kill his mistress and leave her to drown, but the state-run media wants him gone anyway!
More ineffective government regulation of the financial sector
Government action caused the economic crisis, not the free market .
‘To read the 0bama administration's new financial sector regulation overhaul proposal, the government didn't have anything to do with the current crisis. According to this view, our economy wouldn't be facing a recession with almost 10 percent unemployment if the government had been more involved with the market.’
Everything is built on a belief that the market failed and that deregulation created a system of excessive risk and irresponsibility. Ironically, it was government action that created incentives for financial firms to be less risk adverse, not a lack of regulation.
Europe currently boasts some of the world's tightest financial sector regulations, and its banks have suffered just as much, if not more than American banks in this recession.
Richard Fisher, President of the Federal Reserve Bank of Dallas, told the Wall Street Journal last month that regulators had enough authority to prevent a crisis. They simply failed to do so.
Joe Legal vs. Jose Illegal
Here is an example of why hiring illegal aliens is not economically productive for the State of California ....
You have 2 families..."Joe Legal" and "Jose Illegal". Both families have 2 parents, 2 children and live in California.
"Joe Legal" works in construction, has a Social Security Number, and makes $25.00 per hour with payroll taxes deducted...."Jose Illegal" also works in construction, has "NO" Social Security Number, and gets paid $15.00 cash "under the table".
Joe Legal...$25.00 per hour x 40 hours $1000.00 per week, $52,000 per year
Jose Illegal has nights and weekends off to enjoy with his family.
Joe Legal's and Jose Illegal's children both attend the same school. Joe Legal pays for his children's lunches while Jose Illegal's children get a government sponsored lunch.
Jose Illegal's children have an after school ESL program. Joe Legal's children go home.
Joe Legal and Jose Illegal both enjoy the same Police and Fire Services, but Joe paid for them and Jose did not.
What’s wrong with this picture?
UPDATE: To Brain Rage blogger, James B. Webb
Thank you for recognizing this post for what it is, disinformation. I was beginning to wonder if anyone would ever read it and holler. I also agree that ”companies who hire them in order to save money” is a much more valid position. If jobs, freedom, hospital ERs and education for their children weren’t available, even legal immigration wouldn’t flood the country.
Your commentary is superb, your delivery awe-inspiring. Thanks for calling it what it is. Look forward to reading you.
Denney Crane
You have 2 families..."Joe Legal" and "Jose Illegal". Both families have 2 parents, 2 children and live in California.
"Joe Legal" works in construction, has a Social Security Number, and makes $25.00 per hour with payroll taxes deducted...."Jose Illegal" also works in construction, has "NO" Social Security Number, and gets paid $15.00 cash "under the table".
Joe Legal...$25.00 per hour x 40 hours $1000.00 per week, $52,000 per year
Now take 30% away for state federal taxJose Illegal...$15.00 per hour x 40 hours $600.00 per week, $31,200.00 per year
Joe Legal now has $31,231.00
Jose Illegal pays no taxes...Joe Legal pays Medical and Dental Insurance with limited coverage
Jose Illegal now has $31,200.00
$1000.00 per monthJose Illegal has full Medical and Dental coverage through the state and local clinics
$12,000.00 per year
Joe Legal now has $19,231.00
$0.00 per yearJoe Legal makes too much money is not eligible for Food Stamps or welfare
Jose Illegal still has $31,200..00
Joe Legal pays for foodJose Illegal has no documented income and is eligible for Food Stamps and Welfare
$1,000.00 per month
$12,000.00 per year
Joe Legal now has $ 7,231.00
Jose Illegal still has $31,200..00Joe Legal pays rent
$1,000.00 per monthJose Illegal pays rent
$12,000.00 per year
Joe Legal is now in the hole
-<$4,769.00>
Jose Illegal receives a $500 per month Federal rent subsidyJoe Legal now works overtime on Saturdays or gets a part time job after work.
$500.00 per month
$6,000.00 per year
Jose Illegal still has $25,200.00
Jose Illegal has nights and weekends off to enjoy with his family.
Joe Legal's and Jose Illegal's children both attend the same school. Joe Legal pays for his children's lunches while Jose Illegal's children get a government sponsored lunch.
Jose Illegal's children have an after school ESL program. Joe Legal's children go home.
Joe Legal and Jose Illegal both enjoy the same Police and Fire Services, but Joe paid for them and Jose did not.
What’s wrong with this picture?
UPDATE: To Brain Rage blogger, James B. Webb
Thank you for recognizing this post for what it is, disinformation. I was beginning to wonder if anyone would ever read it and holler. I also agree that ”companies who hire them in order to save money” is a much more valid position. If jobs, freedom, hospital ERs and education for their children weren’t available, even legal immigration wouldn’t flood the country.
Your commentary is superb, your delivery awe-inspiring. Thanks for calling it what it is. Look forward to reading you.
Denney Crane
Pop term of the day:
brown chick, brown cow
brown chick, brown cow
An onomatopaeic imitation of the guitar riff commonly heard in 1970's porn movies.
Jim: "Hey, where are Abby and Jake?"
Tom: "Brown chicken, brown cow."
Of interest
Bill gives billions to save trees in other nations … the US is going bankrupt and we are giving billions to treehuggers in other countries… wth?
$10 million for education in Cambodia? Our government is truly broken
The latest poll shows the majority of Americans are for the reduction of greenhouse gas. I wonder if they will change their mind when they get the bill?
0bamacare may not be good enough for the President’s own family.
Who’s funding the 0bamacare campaign?
The Supreme Court ruled Thursday, 8-1, that a 13-year-old girl’s Constitutional rights were violated when two female employees of an Arizona middle school required her to pull out her underwear and bra during a search for prescription ibuprofen pills.
Shutting down the Atlanta Tea Party
A History of Political Sex Scandals ~ good stuff
$10 million for education in Cambodia? Our government is truly broken
The latest poll shows the majority of Americans are for the reduction of greenhouse gas. I wonder if they will change their mind when they get the bill?
Actually, the cap & trade bill may be the highest tax in history!EPA Suppresses Internal Global Warming Study? To hell with the evidence, politicians want cap & trade!
0bamacare may not be good enough for the President’s own family.
Who’s funding the 0bamacare campaign?
The Supreme Court ruled Thursday, 8-1, that a 13-year-old girl’s Constitutional rights were violated when two female employees of an Arizona middle school required her to pull out her underwear and bra during a search for prescription ibuprofen pills.
Shutting down the Atlanta Tea Party
A History of Political Sex Scandals ~ good stuff
Thursday, June 25, 2009
Unnecessary Humor
A seven year old boy goes to the hospital with his grandmother to visit his grandfather.
When they arrive, Johnny runs ahead of his granny, and bursts into his grandfather's room.
"Grandpa", the boy says, "As soon as Grandma comes into the room, make the sounds of a frog,"
"What for?" asked his Grandpa.
"Grandma said that as soon as you croak, we're going to Disney World"
When they arrive, Johnny runs ahead of his granny, and bursts into his grandfather's room.
"Grandpa", the boy says, "As soon as Grandma comes into the room, make the sounds of a frog,"
"What for?" asked his Grandpa.
"Grandma said that as soon as you croak, we're going to Disney World"
Comprehending conservative conclusions
The Democratic Blame Game and Flip Flopping of Historic Proportion ~ Video by Zo
Democrats Continue to Protect ACORN by Rep. Steve King
The Gay Patriot asks, “Does 0bama Care About the Gays?”
Democrats Continue to Protect ACORN by Rep. Steve King
The Gay Patriot asks, “Does 0bama Care About the Gays?”
This guy thinks that the President's relationship with the gay community was the second biggest story in the news last week! Well, maybe the MSM, Oprah or MSNBC… It's all about them, the betrayed gay constituents are so mistreated and violated by our government! He blames it on his "racist" preacher!
Pop term of the day:
This guy knows what I'm talking about
This guy knows what I'm talking about
An expression used to diffuse responsibility for an unpopular statement made in a public setting. Typically used to imply complicity or collusion on the part of an unwilling stranger.
You: I mean, really, who hasn't made out with a rundown fat chick in a moment of drunken desperation.
Crowd: *silence*
You: *smile and point to a random guy in the crowd* This guy knows what I'm talking about.
Occasional assessments
I’m beginning to enjoy twittering. I get real time news from my favorite sites, keep up with interesting tweeple and share my thoughts, interesting photos and a small snapshot of my day.
My next test on twitter is to set the iphone to twead real time from a few worthy tweeples and sweeples. Since my tweets public, I don’t dweet. ;>) ~ Here are definitions in English.
There are several people who I read and share a dialog that I would enjoy following on twitter; if the great spirit moves you to try it…. I don’t do Spacebook or My Space, but this is much easier, fun and less time consuming. I hope to twead you.
My next test on twitter is to set the iphone to twead real time from a few worthy tweeples and sweeples. Since my tweets public, I don’t dweet. ;>) ~ Here are definitions in English.
There are several people who I read and share a dialog that I would enjoy following on twitter; if the great spirit moves you to try it…. I don’t do Spacebook or My Space, but this is much easier, fun and less time consuming. I hope to twead you.
Wednesday, June 24, 2009
Of interest
Cop walks after beating a female bartender
NY City paying 700 teachers not to teach
White House unable to explain $40 billion in drug savings.
Islamic Extremist Sentence 4 Somalis to Amputations
Another isolatedgestapo tactic incident
Would the Iran uprising be different if the people had the right to bear arms?
Sex sells: 10 Steps to Extended Massive Orgasm
Watch a mother damage her baby’s brain
Teen prodigies debate vital social issues ‘n stuff
NY City paying 700 teachers not to teach
White House unable to explain $40 billion in drug savings.
Islamic Extremist Sentence 4 Somalis to Amputations
Another isolated
Would the Iran uprising be different if the people had the right to bear arms?
Sex sells: 10 Steps to Extended Massive Orgasm
Watch a mother damage her baby’s brain
Teen prodigies debate vital social issues ‘n stuff
Pop term of the day: drop a dime
To snitch on someone. Often, to save their own ass. Comes from the old cost for a payphone call, ten cents.
"John got popped, so he dropped a dime on his supplier and they let him go."
An uneasy mind
I stayed up late Saturday night and watched the documentary, “Uncounted”. I was not pleased with what I watched. A million dollar voting computer programmer tells a story about how he created software to flip votes.
Others corroborate on black box voting irregularities. It wouldn’t be very hard to rig an election if a computer counts the votes. ATM’s don’t make many mistakes, but several people, including a hacker, can change the transaction.
This documentary infers the Republican Party achieved scandalous results in voting fraud in 2004. I will not say I don't believe it, but I would not put it past either party to win major elections at any cost. It makes me ill to wonder if elections in the US are not decided by voters, but by a few individuals with the power to push a few buttons.
You make the call...
Others corroborate on black box voting irregularities. It wouldn’t be very hard to rig an election if a computer counts the votes. ATM’s don’t make many mistakes, but several people, including a hacker, can change the transaction.
This documentary infers the Republican Party achieved scandalous results in voting fraud in 2004. I will not say I don't believe it, but I would not put it past either party to win major elections at any cost. It makes me ill to wonder if elections in the US are not decided by voters, but by a few individuals with the power to push a few buttons.
You make the call...
Tuesday, June 23, 2009
"The Day The Dollar Falls"
You think the global crisis is bad now, just wait, it can get much worse. These subtitled videos are a little slow, but they are very, very disturbing. Yes, I watched them all!
Wonder why the most powerful politicians are traveling to Europe and the Middle East? To beg for more money to spend! Our government will be responsible for creating a New World Order by creating an implosion of the world's economy.
…the rest of the story is just as disturbing.
Part 2 of 6 Part 3 of 6
Part 4 of 6 Part 5 of 6
Part 6 of 6
Believe it or not, I'm an optimist... but I'm not stupid, nor am I afraid. I am led to prepare myself, though. I hope you are to. Personally, I believe it will be before 2013. I continually contemplate Revelation 18 when posting these damning predictions.
but, as always, I could be wrong!
Denney Crane
‘This is a Dutch (Netherlands) documentary from 2005. It is about a worst case scenario where speculation on the currency exchange market plus a substantial sell-off of dollars from a hedge fund cause a chain reaction in the market, the economy and the political system.’
Wonder why the most powerful politicians are traveling to Europe and the Middle East? To beg for more money to spend! Our government will be responsible for creating a New World Order by creating an implosion of the world's economy.
Part 2 of 6 Part 3 of 6
Part 4 of 6 Part 5 of 6
Part 6 of 6
Believe it or not, I'm an optimist... but I'm not stupid, nor am I afraid. I am led to prepare myself, though. I hope you are to. Personally, I believe it will be before 2013. I continually contemplate Revelation 18 when posting these damning predictions.
but, as always, I could be wrong!
Denney Crane
Of interest
Restoring Natural Life on the Border… a great piece of journalism
A Never-Ending Sentence for the Sex Crime You Have Yet to Commit
"The Stoning of Soraya M.," the review of a movie that could make a difference in the Middle East by Andrew Breitbart
Work begins on the world’s deepest underground lab
You know times are hard when illegal aliens quit moving into your state!
A Motorhome for everyone
A Never-Ending Sentence for the Sex Crime You Have Yet to Commit
"The Stoning of Soraya M.," the review of a movie that could make a difference in the Middle East by Andrew Breitbart
Work begins on the world’s deepest underground lab
You know times are hard when illegal aliens quit moving into your state!
A Motorhome for everyone
Pop term of the day: keep it bowlin'
According to Creed from "The Office", "Everyone likes bowling, so this is a phrase for when you want to tell someone to stay positive. For example, if someone tells you they lost their job, you can just tell them to keep it bowlin and thatll cheer them up."
Hey, keep it bowlin', buddy.
Technical difficulties
I scheduled my blog yesterday, but blogger didn't post them as scheduled. I hope it doesn't get to be a habit...
Tuesdays Unpopular News...
Shotgun weddings on the rise in Japan
City requires Facebook passwords from job applicants … I’m surprised the ACLU isn’t on this like a fly on stink!
Unfortunately, the effort to regulate blogs in the Obama administration will come from the Federal Trade Commission
Guess whose email the NSA is monitoring...
Poll has bad news for Texas GOP and opening for Dems! …because they’re taxing bastards, that’s why!
Union employees may get preferencial treatment when paying taxes…
City requires Facebook passwords from job applicants … I’m surprised the ACLU isn’t on this like a fly on stink!
Unfortunately, the effort to regulate blogs in the Obama administration will come from the Federal Trade Commission
Guess whose email the NSA is monitoring...
Poll has bad news for Texas GOP and opening for Dems! …because they’re taxing bastards, that’s why!
Union employees may get preferencial treatment when paying taxes…
Monday, June 22, 2009
Latest on government controlled health care
6-22-09
Whitehouse say don’t take the President’s promises on health care literally!
The Congressional Budget Office believes $1 trillion for health care reform is not enough!
White House unable to explain $40 billion in drug savings.
Is Government Health Care Constitutional? ~ ~ I don't think this administation has demonstrated concern about the old Constitution...
Whitehouse say don’t take the President’s promises on health care literally!
The Congressional Budget Office believes $1 trillion for health care reform is not enough!
White House unable to explain $40 billion in drug savings.
Is Government Health Care Constitutional? ~ ~ I don't think this administation has demonstrated concern about the old Constitution...
Pop term of the day: beauty booger
Small adornment worn on the side of the nose, attractive to some, not so attractive to others.
In today's corporate world, fashionistas prefer a small jeweled or precious metal beauty booger instead of a nose ring.
"Dad, can I have a diamond BB for my birthday? All my friends have them, please please please please?"
Monday's Unpopular News
Man admitted to hospital {in Canada] forced to sleep in shower room ~ … how many ways can you describe socialized medicine?
New York Times takes bogus poll to find majority support for nationalized health care. MSM is distorting public opinion to promote Obamacare!
Proposed Law Allows AG Holder to Block Gun Sales to Over a Million Americans
The cities of Bridgeport and Decatur have been awarded the 2009 City-County Cooperation Award from the Texas Municipal League (TML) and the Texas Association of Counties for their work on the Wise County Weatherford College campus.
Whitehouse say don’t take the President’s promises on health care literally!
New York Times takes bogus poll to find majority support for nationalized health care. MSM is distorting public opinion to promote Obamacare!
Proposed Law Allows AG Holder to Block Gun Sales to Over a Million Americans
The cities of Bridgeport and Decatur have been awarded the 2009 City-County Cooperation Award from the Texas Municipal League (TML) and the Texas Association of Counties for their work on the Wise County Weatherford College campus.
Whitehouse say don’t take the President’s promises on health care literally!
Sunday, June 21, 2009
Pop term of the day: dick inches
Arbitrary (and usually incorrect) units of measurement used mostly by males. Derives from men overestimating their penis size. Dick inches are much shorter than actual inches. Hence a guy can claim to have a 9 inch penis when it is actually closer to 5-6 inches. The term "dick inches" is usually used when over-estimating non-penis measurements.
fellow one: "Finally! There's a parking spot!"
fellow two: "No way, man...You can't park within 30 feet of a stop sign."
fellow one: "There's plenty of room."
fellow two: "Yeah, only if you're measuring in dick inches."
Of interest
What’s the coolest treehouse you’ve been in?
NIH Funds $423,500 Study of Why Men Don't Like to Use Condoms
Notwithstanding Iran, Twitter Overrated
President Obama’s own doctor isn’t optimistic about Obamacare!
More MSM Hypocrisy
NIH Funds $423,500 Study of Why Men Don't Like to Use Condoms
Notwithstanding Iran, Twitter Overrated
President Obama’s own doctor isn’t optimistic about Obamacare!
More MSM Hypocrisy
Socialized health care...
the devil's in the details!
the devil's in the details!
Do you believe $1 trillion dollars is correct even though none of his other projections have been accurate? Every time someone talks about government health care and how it will save Americans money, remember this:
“At its start in 1966, Medicare cost $3 billion. The House Ways and Means Committee estimated that Medicare would cost only about $ 12 billion by 1990 (a figure that included an allowance for inflation). This was a supposedly "conservative" estimate. But in 1990 Medicare actually cost $107 billion.”
Ten Myths about socialized healthcare
Five myths of drug importation
Do you know how we will pay for health care reform? No one does, it's a secret.
House Ways & Means Chairman Charles Rangel says, ““We have a problem in not wanting to attract enough negative attention to the bill in terms of the pay-fors. Let them get a good feel for the coverage.”Do you think everyone will get health insurance in his plan?
Sorry, his proposed plan will still leave tens of millions uninsured! It will only affect 16 million people.
In sickness or disease, if your quality of life costs more than $45,000 a year, you need to make funeral arrangements.
‘In Britain, a government agency evaluates new medical products for their “cost effectiveness” before citizens can get access to them. The agency has concluded that $45,000 is the most worth paying for products that extend a person’s life by one “quality-adjusted” year.’How many elderly will die in this reformation? His plans include cutting Medicare/Medicaid by hundreds of billions of dollars.
Speaking of cost, the 0bama administration now is projecting the cost of health care reform, at $1 trillion for a ten-year term. It's more like $4 trillion.
The President's full healthcare plan. How many people have read it? It would make me ill to read all the discretionary government control of treatment.
I plan to continually update this post and link back to it as more information comes available...
Politically Correct Injustice
Cleveland Browns wide receiver, Donte’ Stallworth gets 30 days in jail for manslaughter. A good attorney knows the law.
A great attorney knows the judge!
Is justice blind or has it become a Monty Hall game-show? Do you remember how much bing time Michael Vick got for being accused dogfighting accusations???
A great attorney knows the judge!
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)