Pop term of the day: chronoptimist

chronoptimist
A person who always under estimates the time necessary to do something or get somewhere.

"Hey, Cindy. you know my parents are expecting us in 20 minutes."

"No problem. I just have to wash the dishes, take a shower, do my hair, walk the dog and then I'm all good to go. See you in 15."

"You are such a chronoptimist! I'll see you in 45."

On a very personal note, if chronoptimist was actually in the dictionary, there would be a picture of my mother beside the term as an example. Don't get me wrong, I love my mother, but this word was surely created to describe her.

Bill Maher criticizes "The One"

It's finally begun... Pure gold!

Of interest...

Conservatives attack Shep Smith for his Holocaust museum shooting remarks, call for firing ...

I wish you Republicans conservatives would stop acting like Democrats liberals! Face it, you had to think about the DHS memo when Tiller and the guard at the museum were killed. Shep just had the cahoneys to make a liberal's line of reasoning; even the staunchest conservative is guilty on ocassion. Haters come from both sides of the street!

If you believe the EPA is overstepping its authority by declaring carbon dioxide a greenhouse gas, ask the tobacco industry click here to take action.

The Letterman/Palin affair and other liberally diverse hypocrisies addressed by Zo (AlfonZo Rachel).

Great 3 minute video for racists, bigots, homophobics, religicans, libertarians and other future detainees.

More conspr@cy crap. Marines and foreign soldiers patrolling neighborhoods in Texas. Even more details during a state of martial law emergency. Like gun confiscation, habeas corpus elimination and basic rights suspension .

It made me nauseous and paranoid at times, but it may go too far. Makes me want more protection around the house.

The No. 2 Republican in the House is comparing some of President Barack 0bama's economic policies to those of Russia's prime minister and former president, Vl@dimir Putin.

Now this is funny!

Unpopular Non-MSM News

'Americorps inspector general was given the boot and replaced — for doing his job too well, it seems, and uncovering squandering of funds by favored contributors, educational institutions, and left-wing groups.’ Oh my, he investigated a friend of President Obama!

Georgia Man Dead After Drug Raid… killed in his own home over a $20 pot purchase... how would you like to be the officer who shot him?

Democrats use intimidation tactics on lobbyists, witnesses

Oops, did I misspeak?

If you ever feel a little bit stupid, just dig this up and read it again.

(On September 17, 1994, Alabama's Heather Whitestone was selected as Miss America 1995.)
Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever," --Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.

"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff." --Mariah Carey

"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life," -- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign.

"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body," --Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.

"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country," --Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC .

"That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it," --A congressional candidate in Texas .

"Half this game is ninety percent mental." --Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark

Something to make you say, "aaaaw"....

This is one patient cat!
...and I hate cats.

Of interest

When Rape Fantasies Involve Conservative Women, Feminists Are Silent

Auto dealers are hefty campaign contributors… and it looks to be paying off

So far, only 80,000 signatures on the petition to stop the energy tax. You may want to take the time…

Obamaniacs, What have you’created or saved’ recently?

Who speaks for the GOP?

Offensive beyond belief? I don’t think so…

Pop term of the day: holla

holla

1. A word used to acknowledge the presence of a fellow companion
2. For a man to express interest in a particularly impressive female specimen
3. To contact via telephone

1. Is that mah boy ova there? HOLLAAAAA!
2. Watch out, I'm bout to holla at this fine bitch.
3. Boy, it was absolutely magnificent to see you again. Holla at me this evening, we can have tea and crumpets.

Friday's unpopular news

Alien terrorists now have the same legal rights as Americans!

A real petition stopping Acorn’s taxpayer funding… SIGN IT!

Palestinian family tortured and killed 15-year-old son for suspected "collaboration" with Israel … If they do this to their own children, do you think they will hesitate to torture and kill an American?

Now the Obama administration wants to bail out Europe to the tune of another $100 billion. Devaluing the American dollar even further…

American Medical Association is opposed to public insurance plan … what do they think they know about medicine compare to Obama and the Democrats?

Radio host John Ziegler gets mike cut off by MSNBC. Makes me smile to see them sqirm…

Unnecessary humor

Finally, a product I can use!

Speaking of snakes...

My dogs treed this little fellow in front yard last year. My dogs have bite marks all over them from posionous snakebites. That's another reason to have large dogs around the house. Much better they get bitten than my grandchildren...

Of interest

I find it interesting who reads my blog, where they’re from and what brings them here. Listed below are a few of the readers from other countries visiting my site in the last 2 days. See if you can figure out which referral brought them to my site.

Second best referral: photo of Selma Hayek
Third best referral: AK 47 photo
Fourth best referral: google search of “legalass"

Czech Republic
City: Ostrava
State/Region: Moravskoslzsky Kraj

Egypt
City: Cairo
State/Region: Al Qahirah
NOTE: this hitter googled “ass excrement”

Belgium
City: Brussels
State/Region: Brussels Hoofdstedelijk Gewest

Chile
City: Santiago
State/Region: Metropolitana

Netherlands
City: Nieuwkoop
State/Region: Zuid-Holland

Norway
City: Aasane
State/Region: Hordaland

Pakistan
City: Islamabad
State/Region:

France
City: Montpellier
State/Region: Languedoc-Roussillon

Denmark
City: Haderslev
State/Region: Sonderjylland

United Kingdom
City: Wigan
State/Region: Wigan

Portugal
City: Torres Vedras
State/Region: Lisboa

Poland
City: Niszczewice
State/Region: Bydgoszcz

Turkey
City: Tekirdag
State/Region: Tekirdag

Denmark
City: Valby
State/Region: Frederiksborg

Turkey
City: Denizli
State/Region:

United Kingdom
City: Liverpool
State/Region:

Italy
City: Montevarchi
State/Region: Toscana

Turkey
City: Bucak
State/Region: Burdur

Pop term of the day: beat feet

Beat feet
To leave a selected area.

"Yo there's a a lot of attitude at this party, it's time to beat feet"

Thursday's unpopular news

Obama Tells Congress to Watch Red Ink ... is that not hilarious?

"Them Jews aren't going to let him talk to me…” Rev. Jeremiah Wright commenting on his severed relationship with President Obama.

Abortion Business in Philadelphia Gives Away Free Abortions Honoring George Tiller

Unnecessary humor

Michelle Obama’s arms meet with Sri Lankan refugees

Pop term of the day: DWT

DWT
Driving While Texting. Operating a motor vehicle while texting friends on your cell.

"Gina almost killed us driving over here, she was DWT. I finally grabbed the phone out of her hand before we wrecked."

Is this not a scandal?

'There was a time when we would have called it a scandal.

In 1921, oil tycoon Harry Sinclair gave several prize head of cattle and around $269,000 to President Harding's Secretary of the Interior, Albert Fall.

In return, Sinclair got the exclusive rights to drill in an oil field in Wyoming. Sinclair's no-bid contract became the Teapot Dome scandal, the most notorious example of political corruption in America prior to Watergate.

Between 2000 and 2008, the United Auto Workers (UAW) union gave $23,675,562 to the Democratic Party and its candidates.

In 2008 alone, the UAW gave $4,161,567 to the Democratic Party, including Barack Obama.

In return, the UAW received 55 percent of Chrysler and 17.5 percent of GM, plus billions of dollars.

But nobody's calling this a scandal. It's time we start.'

More by Newt Gingrich can be found here. And it’s a very “telling” piece.

Of interest

New GM Chairman of the board: “I don’t know anything about cars” …

it’s okay Ed, that’s why they picked you… the same reason they picked a 31 year old who hasn’t even graduated law school to determine the fate of 2 multi-billion dollar companies (GM & Chrysler) .

You make the call!

Was the officer out of line???

Wednesday's unpopular news

Justice Department Imports Terrorist into Lower Manhattan

North Korean negotiations show who’s toughest. They ‘warned that the regime can use its nuclear program not only for defense but also as “a merciless offensive means.”’

GM owners unlikely to buy another … ya think?

Obama Tells American Businesses to Drop Dead

Terrorist Organizations and Other Groups of Concern

This list is brought to you by the Investigative Project on Terrorism

Abu Nidal Organization (ANO)
Abu Sayyaf Group (ASG)
Al Qaeda
Al-Aqsa Martyrs Brigade
Al-Badhr Mujahedin (al-Badr)
Al-Ittihad al-Islami (AIAI)
Al-Jihad (AJ)
Al-Qaeda in Iraq (AQI)
Ansar al-Sunna (AS)
Armed Islamic Group (GIA)
Asbat al-Ansar
East Turkistan Islamic Movement (ETIM)
Gama'a al-Islamiyya (IG)
HAMAS
Harakat ul-Jihad-I-Islami (HUJI)
Harakat ul-Mujahedin (HUM)
Harakat-ul-Jihad-I-Islami/Bangladesh (HUJI-B)
Hizb-I Islami Gulbuddin (HIG)
Hizballah
Hizbul-Mujahedin (HM)
Islamic Army of Aden (IAA)
Islamic Great Eastern Raiders–Front (IBDA-C)
Islamic International Peacekeeping Brigade
Islamic Jihad Group (IJU)
Islamic Movement of Uzbekistan (IMU)
Jaish-e-Mohammed (JEM)
Jamaatul-Mujahedin Bangladesh (JMB)
Jamiat ul-Mujahedin (JUM)
Jemaah Islamiya (JI)
Kahane Chai
Kumpulan Mujahedin Malaysia (KMM)
Lashkar e-Tayyiba (LeT)
Lashkar-i-Jhangvi (LJ)
Libyan Islamic Fighting Group (LIFG)
Moroccan Islamic Combatant Group (GICM)
Mujahedin-e Khalq Organization (MEK)
Palestine Liberation Front (PLF)
Palestinian Islamic Jihad (PIJ)
People Against Gangsterism and Drugs (PAGAD)
PFLP-GC
Popular Front for the Liberation of Palestine
Rajah Sulaiman Movement (RSM)
Riyadus-Salikhin Reconnaissance and Sabotage
Salafist Group for Preaching and Combat (GSPC)
Sipah-I-Sahaba/Pakistan (SSP)
Special Purpose Islamic Regiment (SPIR)
Tunisian Combatant Group (TCG)
Turkish Hizballah

A Richard Pryor moment

Believe it or not, I did not
steal this from Sili cone.

Found it Sunday and set it to
run this afternoon... of course
it's in very poor taste...

Of interest

Makes me wanna be a patriot sick!
A Bush cover-up I was not aware of... someone should be made to pay for this terroristic extortion...

Big brother acting badly!

After a Morehouse College student shot a classmate three times, he was sentenced to… graduation!

Step One: Accept the Surveillance State. Step Two: Profit! I really like the way this guy thinks!

Should this be titled "Only in America?"... I asked Fox News that question 18 months ago... they have a similar segment now, no bull.

Pop term of the day: chai anxiety

chai anxiety
Feeling overwhelmed by the ridiculous number of options at the coffee shop.

Venti? Double soy-based foam? A shot of what? Yeesh I have chai anxiety -- I need some caffeine!



DC is old school, he just tells them he wants a shot of espresso with the house blend!

Tuesday's unpopular news

If you read all this, your head should explode! I just can't stop, someone please rescue me from this insanity!

Taxinator's "Kalifonia" spends an est. $5 bil a year on health care for illegal aliens, and they’re “happy” to do it. I want to send them my monthly Humana statement...

Sen. Richard Shelby, appearing on Fox News Sunday, says President Obama could destroy the 'best healthcare system the world has ever known,’ and he isn't talking about Canada's.

Obama Pledges to Flood Economy With Stimulus Money … Hitler Obama youth get 125,000 of the jobs

Republicans Seize Control of State Senate What a bad career move … who wants to suckle those entitlement dickheads citizens?

Kennedy bill would make employers provide care! I wonder how many jobs that will cost?

GE/NBC wages war against media company Nielsen Business Media. “It's a very dangerous situation when any huge multinational corporation wages war against media companies.”

Dear M. Steele & Republican Party,

To the Honorable Michael Steele,

Our government is out of control and I don’t believe the Republican Party is taking a stand for conservative values or condemning the current administration’s actions in regarding its obligation to the U. S. Constitution. The GOP used to be the conservative party and stand for conservative core values, but seemingly, this in no longer the case. Unless the party returns to it’s conservative roots, other conservative parties will continue to split voters from the GOP and allow the Democratic Party to keep majority control of Congress.

Why won’t you and the leaders of the Republican Party show America what is really happening to our country and provide better solutions? There should be a loud cry from the GOP about the current Congress and administration’s agenda. Each bill presented to Congress should have either Republican support or opposition.

The vast majority of Americans are having second thoughts about the change President Obama is delivering. The Republican Party has a great opportunity to inform and educate people on much better solutions than the bills Congress is passing, as long as you don’t throw money at it. However, the issues must be attacked in advance, and I mean attacked.

Average Americans don’t have much of a say in federal government any more due to special interest groups and organizations, both public and private. We know this is where Congressional leaders receive campaign contributions, future employment, stock options, ect… and it can’t continue without an implosion.

President Obama has used fear to do remarkable things. The GOP should take advantage of this tactic and let the American people know we are in grave danger of another terrorist attack if our government allows GITMO prisoners into the United States. They won’t be in prison forever. Our President is not effective in his foreign policy, which makes Americans less safe. The safety of America should be one of the top purposes of our federal government.

Americans as well as business are afraid of the current administration. It’s no real secret, but the GOP should capitalize on the fear of what they are doing: making America less safe; taking over big business; causing more unemployment; creating a failing economy; taking away our constitutional freedoms; allowing Americans to die on socialized healthcare and turning our country into a socialist nation.

The Tea Parties were not held to support the GOP, they were to let all politicians know how adamantly opposed we are for the out of control taxation and corrupting of our government. Until you get off the fence and actually stand for something, namely your core values, the Republican Party will never recover. We should be able to trust and have faith in those we elect, but Republican Party leaders are not all delivering as promised. Fight for those of us who vote for conservatives .

Kindest personal regards,


Denney Crane

Saving Jobs by Barack Obama

Since Democrats passed their MASSIVE Generational Theft Act (stimulus), we have witnessed the largest redistribution of wealth from the private sector to government officials in US history

Graph of actual unemployment rate vs. WH prediction after stimulus

Obama Defense Cuts Cost St. Louis 30,000 Jobs

EPA: Cap-and-Trade Bill Could Hurt U.S. Manufacturing, Send Factory Jobs Overseas ~ I'm sure heads will roll over this!

U.S. House Democrats are weighing an expansion of the government’s role in health care that would include a mandate that employers provide coverage to all full- time workers or pay a percentage of their payroll to the Treasury. Get ready for a cut in pay or unemployment…

Email of the day...

Posted to Craig's List Personals: To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before last. Date: 2009-03-23, 3:43 A M EST....

I was the guy with the black Burberry jacket that you demanded I hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend. You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings. I hope you somehow come across this message.

I'd like to apologize. I didn't expect you to crap in your pants when I drew my pistol after you took my jacket. It was not cold, but I was wearing the jacket for a reason that evening. My girlfriend had just bought me that Kimber Model 1911 .45 A CP pistol for Christmas, and we picked up a shoulder holster for it that evening. It's a very intimidating weapon when pointed at your head, isn't it? I know it probably wasn't fun walking back to wherever you'd come from with that brown sludge flopping about in your pants. I'm sure it was even worse since you left your shoes, cell phone, and wallet with me. I didn't want your buddies to come help you try to mug us again.

I called your mother, or "Momma" as you had her listed in your cell, and explained your situation. I bought myself and four other people in the gas station a tank full of gas on your credit card. The guy with the big motor home took 150 gallons and was extremely grateful! I gave your shoes to a homeless guy over by Vinnie Van Go Go's, along with the cash in your wallet. I threw the wallet in a pink "pimp mobile" parked at the curb after I broke the windshield and side window out and keyed the driver side.

I called a bunch of phone sex numbers from your cell phone. Ma Bell just shut down the line, and I've only had the phone for a little over a day now, so I don't know what's going on with that. I got in two threatening phone calls to the DA's office and one to the FBI with it. The FBI guy was really pissed and we had a long chat (I guess while he traced the number). I'd like to apologize for not killing you, and instead making you walk back home humiliated. I hope you'll reconsider your choice of path in life. Next time you might not be so lucky. - Alex

P.S. Remember this motto...an armed society is a polite society!

Pop term of the day: Alt-tabbin'

Alt-tabbin'

An act of quickly switching the current application to something work-appropriate when the boss walks in.

"My boss almost caught me looking at porn at work, good thing I was Alt-Tabbin'"

Video of the day

You don't see this every day!

Monday's unpopular news

GITMO detainees facing the death penalty could plead guilty . without a full trial under a change the Obama administration is considering

If Obama’s tax plan passes Microsoft will outsource

Texas Representative Ted Poe accuses Democrats of closing GOP-donating Chrysler dealerships! Video included

Muslim mother caned in Bangladesh for speaking to a Hindu man. Who will our President defend?

Germany warns of pre-election Islamist attack. And after apologizing and saying all those nice things about Muslims, President Obama’s diplomacy isn’t working…

U.S. gives Flight 93 site landowners one week to sell … What part of the term “extortion” do you not understand?

Obama says must be "tough" with Iran, N.Korea… I bet they’re shaking in their boots!

Gallup Poll says Cheney is more popular than Pelosi… WOW

Unnecessary humor

Pop term of the day: Caps Lock Voice

Caps Lock Voice

When a normally calm person has to raise their voice and use an authortative tone. It is the equivalent to using the caps lock key in the digital world.

Sara tried to get an attitude with me yesterday and I had to turn on my caps lock voice and put her in check.

Chris was being run over at work, so Jason told him it was time to turn on his caps lock voice.

Of interest...

Study claims Christians risk rejection and discrimination for their faith ... Crucifixion and lions coming next?

The ultimate vacation cruise for the type A family . Complete with weapons!

The latest beach essentials. A ladies link.

No free fishing: Northeast's stubborn saltwater fishermen resist US registry, but it's coming ... Trust our government to charge for breathing air next... whoops, they already are!

The 'hidden homeless' in rural America...

President Bush liberated over 50,000,000 people in Iraq and Afghanistan. Today, Barack Obama may watch Hezbollah terrorists take over Lebanon.