A Boston paper published this photo, and I know it's the ultimate hypocrisy, but damn I couldn't help from laughing~
This one was a little annoying... but since the MSM doesn't make fun of the One, very few will see it.
Saturday, June 6, 2009
Pop term of the day: SOML
Story of my life, used to tell someone that an occurance has happened to them frequently.
lolz1: ur so ghey
omfg2: oh shoot stfu errbudy be rejectin my azz
lolz1: soml
Friday, June 5, 2009
Email of the day: Hablas Inglés?
Try to remember this EVERY TIME you have to talk to a customer service representative and you cannot understand them. I
did not know that we could do this, but I sure am going to try it. Help bring jobs back to the U.S.A. Ask for an American!
How to save some American jobs and we can help!
Hi Everyone,
I want to share with you some great information that I found out purely by accident. I believe it can also save and create jobs in America while giving people better customer service.
So how many times have you called a companies service phone line and found that the rep. can barely speak English? Once with a major mortgage company it was so bad I demanded to speak with someone who spoke English. Right at that moment I broke the code, the secret password for customer service.
Come to find out that every American company using overseas operators must transfer you to an American rep. by saying, "I want to speak to a representative in America". (Don't take no for an answer on this)
This was confirmed by the American rep. that they must transfer you after that request. I've tried it on a half a dozen major companies including cable, bank, phone and mortgage companies.
It works every time and I actually get my issues taken care of.
How to save some American jobs and we can help!
Hi Everyone,
I want to share with you some great information that I found out purely by accident. I believe it can also save and create jobs in America while giving people better customer service.
So how many times have you called a companies service phone line and found that the rep. can barely speak English? Once with a major mortgage company it was so bad I demanded to speak with someone who spoke English. Right at that moment I broke the code, the secret password for customer service.
Come to find out that every American company using overseas operators must transfer you to an American rep. by saying, "I want to speak to a representative in America". (Don't take no for an answer on this)
This was confirmed by the American rep. that they must transfer you after that request. I've tried it on a half a dozen major companies including cable, bank, phone and mortgage companies.
It works every time and I actually get my issues taken care of.
Dear Abby
Abigail Vanburen admitted she was at a loss to answer the following:
Dear Abby,
A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher and the other is a social worker in her mid twenties. These two women go everywhere together, and I've never seen a man go into or leave their apartment. Do you think they could be Lebanese?
Dear Abby,
What can I do about all the Sex, Nudity, Fowl Language and Violence on my VCR?
Dear Abby,
I have a man I can't trust. He cheats so much, I'm not even sure the baby I'm carrying is his.
Dear Abby,
I am a twenty-three year old liberated woman who has been on the pill for two years. It's getting expensive and I think my boyfriend should share half the cost, but I don't know him well enough to discuss money with him.
Dear Abby,
I've suspected that my husband has been fooling around, and when confronted with the evidence, he denied everything and said it would never happen again.
Dear Abby,
Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy who was raised in a good Christian home turn against his own?
Dear Abby,
I joined the Navy to see the world. I've seen it. Now how do I get out?
Dear Abby,
My forty year old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50.00 an hour every week for two and a half years. He must be crazy.
Dear Abby,
I was married to Bill for three months and I didn't know he drank until one night he came home sober.
Dear Abby,
My mother is mean and short tempered I think she is going through mental pause.
Dear Abby,
You told some woman whose husband had lost all interest in sex to send him to a doctor. Well, my husband lost all interest in sex and he is a doctor. Now what do I do?
Remember, these people can vote!!
Dear Abby,
A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher and the other is a social worker in her mid twenties. These two women go everywhere together, and I've never seen a man go into or leave their apartment. Do you think they could be Lebanese?
Dear Abby,
What can I do about all the Sex, Nudity, Fowl Language and Violence on my VCR?
Dear Abby,
I have a man I can't trust. He cheats so much, I'm not even sure the baby I'm carrying is his.
Dear Abby,
I am a twenty-three year old liberated woman who has been on the pill for two years. It's getting expensive and I think my boyfriend should share half the cost, but I don't know him well enough to discuss money with him.
Dear Abby,
I've suspected that my husband has been fooling around, and when confronted with the evidence, he denied everything and said it would never happen again.
Dear Abby,
Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy who was raised in a good Christian home turn against his own?
Dear Abby,
I joined the Navy to see the world. I've seen it. Now how do I get out?
Dear Abby,
My forty year old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50.00 an hour every week for two and a half years. He must be crazy.
Dear Abby,
I was married to Bill for three months and I didn't know he drank until one night he came home sober.
Dear Abby,
My mother is mean and short tempered I think she is going through mental pause.
Dear Abby,
You told some woman whose husband had lost all interest in sex to send him to a doctor. Well, my husband lost all interest in sex and he is a doctor. Now what do I do?
Remember, these people can vote!!
Pop time of the day: iflml
It means i f#@king love my life
"man fml, i lost my phone, wait no it was just under my bed iflml."
Friday's unpopular news
Hi, I’m Al Franken… 2,812 of my voting constituency are dead!
Bernanke shares the writing on the wall, the deficit is not good! NO SHIT?
Some Chinese Guantanamo Detainees Likely to Be Released in U.S.
Red Bull fans once hyped the drink as "liquid cocaine." They may have been on to something.
Bernanke shares the writing on the wall, the deficit is not good! NO SHIT?
Some Chinese Guantanamo Detainees Likely to Be Released in U.S.
Red Bull fans once hyped the drink as "liquid cocaine." They may have been on to something.
Thursday, June 4, 2009
Email of the day
Cost of a bowl of soup at homeless shelter $0.00 dollars
Having Michelle Obama Serve you your soup $0.00 dollars
Snapping a picture of a homeless person who is receiving government funded meal while taking a picture of the first lady using his $500 Blackberry cell phone $$$$ Priceless
Just in from the Whitehouse!
Hello -
As a Senior Advisor to the President, I'm here in Cairo, Egypt where I watched President Obama deliver an unprecedented speech calling for a new beginning for the United States and Muslim communities around the world.
We all know that there has been tension between the United States and some Muslim communities. But, as the President said this morning, if all sides face the sources of tension squarely and focus on mutual interests, we can find a new way forward.
The President outlined some big goals for this new beginning in his speech -- including disrupting, dismantling, and defeating violent extremism. It was a historic speech, and since many Americans were asleep at the time it was given we wanted to make sure you had a chance to see it:
Majority-Muslim countries around the world are filled with extraordinary people who simply want to live their lives and see their children live better lives, just as in America. Indeed, part of what makes America great is having nearly seven million Muslim Americans living here today and enriching our culture and communities.
We can extend that kind of relationship abroad. It won't always be easy, but if we make an effort to bridge our differences rather than resigning ourselves to animosity, we can move toward a more peaceful world over time.
Thank you,
David Axelrod
Senior Advisor to the President
As a Senior Advisor to the President, I'm here in Cairo, Egypt where I watched President Obama deliver an unprecedented speech calling for a new beginning for the United States and Muslim communities around the world.
We all know that there has been tension between the United States and some Muslim communities. But, as the President said this morning, if all sides face the sources of tension squarely and focus on mutual interests, we can find a new way forward.
The President outlined some big goals for this new beginning in his speech -- including disrupting, dismantling, and defeating violent extremism. It was a historic speech, and since many Americans were asleep at the time it was given we wanted to make sure you had a chance to see it:
Majority-Muslim countries around the world are filled with extraordinary people who simply want to live their lives and see their children live better lives, just as in America. Indeed, part of what makes America great is having nearly seven million Muslim Americans living here today and enriching our culture and communities.
We can extend that kind of relationship abroad. It won't always be easy, but if we make an effort to bridge our differences rather than resigning ourselves to animosity, we can move toward a more peaceful world over time.
Thank you,
David Axelrod
Senior Advisor to the President
Pop term of the day: going multiball
A synonym for going mental. Literally, a state of flux, as in the multiball stage of a pinball game, wherein the player must keep two or more balls in play. See also: multiball, multitasking.
The company project is due tomorrow! I am totally going multiball!
Whitehouse murder statement agenda
...the White House appears to have quietly released this statement to a local AP bureau in Arkansas (via Michelle Malkin):
In contrast, the White House blasted a statement to reporters via email about five hours after news broke that third-trimester abortionist George Tiller was murdered on Sunday:
The contrast between Obama's statements is striking: He's "deeply saddened" by the murder of a U.S. soldier, but "shocked and outraged" by the murder of an abortionist? The murder of a U.S. soldier is a "senseless" act of violence but the murder of an abortionist is a "heinous" act of violence? Weekly Standand
emphasis added by Denney Crane
“I am deeply saddened by this senseless act of violence against two brave young soldiers who were doing their part to strengthen our armed forces and keep our country safe. I would like to wish Quinton Ezeagwula a speedy recovery, and to offer my condolences and prayers to William Long’s family as they mourn the loss of their son.”
In contrast, the White House blasted a statement to reporters via email about five hours after news broke that third-trimester abortionist George Tiller was murdered on Sunday:
I am shocked and outraged by the murder of Dr. George Tiller as he attended church services this morning. However profound our differences as Americans over difficult issues such as abortion, they cannot be resolved by heinous acts of violence.
The contrast between Obama's statements is striking: He's "deeply saddened" by the murder of a U.S. soldier, but "shocked and outraged" by the murder of an abortionist? The murder of a U.S. soldier is a "senseless" act of violence but the murder of an abortionist is a "heinous" act of violence? Weekly Standand
emphasis added by Denney Crane
Unpopular News
Boston — The homosexual "youth pride" parade in all its glory!
GM will still be paying lobbyists in D.C.
Stimulus Tax Dollars at Work! or, When Budgets for Jails Get Cut, It's a Recession. When Ohio Cops Don't Get an Anti-Terrorist Boat, It's a Depression
LONDON (Reuters) - Oil prices could reach $80-$90 a barrel by early next year… so much for Obama’s visit to Saudi…
Gay Penguins Raise A Family
Since Democrats passed their MASSIVE Generational Theft Act (stimulus), we have witnessed the largest redistribution of wealth from the private sector to government officials in US history
GM will still be paying lobbyists in D.C.
Stimulus Tax Dollars at Work! or, When Budgets for Jails Get Cut, It's a Recession. When Ohio Cops Don't Get an Anti-Terrorist Boat, It's a Depression
LONDON (Reuters) - Oil prices could reach $80-$90 a barrel by early next year… so much for Obama’s visit to Saudi…
Gay Penguins Raise A Family
Since Democrats passed their MASSIVE Generational Theft Act (stimulus), we have witnessed the largest redistribution of wealth from the private sector to government officials in US history
Wednesday, June 3, 2009
Pop term of the day: Tooth sweater
When you go for a day or so without brushing your teeth, and the texture in your mouth feels like your teeth are wearing fuzzy little sweaters.
"Does anyone have gum? I forgot to brush my teeth this morning, and it feels disgusting."
"Oh, you've got tooth sweaters?"
Uninteresting News
Congrats to our new Mayor J.D. Clark… meritocracy hasa name… Chico leadership has lined up for the job... Youth and ignorance, perfect for public service!
Obama has Muslim roots? Bullshit!
Obama’s hand-picked GM punk! I love it!
Team Obama Invites Iran to July 4th Events… I’m sure this will influence them…
The Voice of America in Pakistan… your tax dollars at work…
The President of the United States agrees with Ahmadinejad and backs Iran’s right to nuclear energy… what a whore!
Obama uses GM ownership to hike gas prices… excuses don’t do it for me!
Muslim convert studied in Yemen before gunning down Army recruiter in Little Rock. This won’t make the main stream media news.
Obama has Muslim roots? Bullshit!
Obama’s hand-picked GM punk! I love it!
Team Obama Invites Iran to July 4th Events… I’m sure this will influence them…
The Voice of America in Pakistan… your tax dollars at work…
The President of the United States agrees with Ahmadinejad and backs Iran’s right to nuclear energy… what a whore!
Obama uses GM ownership to hike gas prices… excuses don’t do it for me!
Muslim convert studied in Yemen before gunning down Army recruiter in Little Rock. This won’t make the main stream media news.
Tuesday, June 2, 2009
Socialized Medicine
HEALTHCARE REFORM: “It sounds great, but in Britain we have had a similar system since 1999, and it has cost lives and kept the country in a kind of medical time warp.” says Karol Sikora, a practicing oncologist, is professor of cancer medicine at Imperial College School of Medicine, London, and former head of cancer control at the World Health Organization.
When Italy’s Prime Minister needs a quadruple bypass, why doesn’t he use a socialized health care facility in Italy? Why did he come to America for the procedure?
Pop term of the day: Facebook Alzheimer's
When you get a friend's request from someone that you have no idea where you know them from. The worst part is you have mutual friends from work and school! You post messages on each other's wall and they never know you have no clue as to how you know them.
Tom: who the heck is this requesting me as a friend?
Tom: I have no clue who this is.
Tom: Crap, I have a case of Facebook Alzheimer's
Unpopular News
It’s official, Playboy has become a hate site!
Family Axes Wedding Plans, Egyptian Cuts Off Organ … h/t Bob Parks
Journalists who don't kiss Obama's feet… Brits are bombing Obama
Black man kills a U.S. Army recruiter, no big deal… just don’t kill an abortionist!
FYI: Current federal government debt $546,688 per household… and I just thought my wife’s spending was out of control!
Family Axes Wedding Plans, Egyptian Cuts Off Organ … h/t Bob Parks
Journalists who don't kiss Obama's feet… Brits are bombing Obama
Black man kills a U.S. Army recruiter, no big deal… just don’t kill an abortionist!
FYI: Current federal government debt $546,688 per household… and I just thought my wife’s spending was out of control!
Monday, June 1, 2009
Warning: Email Alert!
If you get an email titled "nude photos of Nancy Pelosi," don't open it!
It could contain nude photos of Nancy Pelosi!
ACORN and other radical groups
ACORN Receives Nearly $3 Million from Bank of America
Radical Advocacy Groups Continue their War on Donors …philanthropy betrays its highest ideals unless it gives them grants. Extortion tactics!
How Acorn gets its funding and exercises it’s influence.
The truth about ObamACORN
Judicial Watch Obtains Obama Commerce Department Documents Detailing ACORN Partnership for 2010 Census
Black Panthers that blocked voting polls were cleared by political appointees in Obama’s Justice Department
Americorps Paramilitary Propaganda Ad
Scouts Train to Fight Terrorists, and More
ACORN's got employee problems
Radical Advocacy Groups Continue their War on Donors …philanthropy betrays its highest ideals unless it gives them grants. Extortion tactics!
How Acorn gets its funding and exercises it’s influence.
The truth about ObamACORN
Judicial Watch Obtains Obama Commerce Department Documents Detailing ACORN Partnership for 2010 Census
Black Panthers that blocked voting polls were cleared by political appointees in Obama’s Justice Department
Americorps Paramilitary Propaganda Ad
Scouts Train to Fight Terrorists, and More
Pop term of the day: deflating the doll
1) packing up a hotel room to check-out
2) generally being late when meeting colleagues in a hotel
"hey bill, what's the hold-up? we're all waiting for you in the lobby to catch a cab to the airport"
"sorry mike, just deflating the doll. be right down"
Unpopular News
Taliban targets Britain on 'orders' from al-Qaeda… how's that diplomacy working for ya?
Obama speech to offer personal commitment to Muslims …let’s see, threaten Americans and commit to Muslims, what’s wrong with this picture?
Cheney has every right to criticize new president
First President in US History to Have Voted to Filibustera Supreme Court Nominee Now Hopes for Clean Process
Obama speech to offer personal commitment to Muslims …let’s see, threaten Americans and commit to Muslims, what’s wrong with this picture?
Cheney has every right to criticize new president
First President in US History to Have Voted to Filibustera Supreme Court Nominee Now Hopes for Clean Process
Sunday, May 31, 2009
Pop term of the day: Neighbornet
What you get when you connect to your neighbor's wireless (or wired, for that matter) internet, with or without his or her knowledge.
Didja hear? Johnny connected his wireless ethernet card to his neighbor's wireless network, and now he's got neighbornet!
Tiller the baby killer, murdered! Karma?
Well, now that someone killed Tiller the baby killer, I’m sure the left will blame all right wing activists for his death. This should also add fuel to the government’s fire concerning the so-called terrorist threat from far right extremist groups.
I can’t say it bothers me knowing that Dr. Tiller won’t be killing any more defenseless human lives. I hope he finds peace where he’s going…but I seriously doubt it. I would not want to stand before God if I were in his shoes; but since he probably didn’t believe in the God of the Holy Bible, that means he gets off scot-free, right?
Part of me wished that it wasn’t a Caucasian male that murdered him. The first thing that went through my mind is what would happen if the perpetrator was a member of the Black Panthers? Otherwise, I’m sure this will be considered not only murder, but a hate crime as well.
God speed, Dr. Tiller… may He have mercy on your soul… I wouldn’t!
Denney Crane
Edit: Oh my, he was killed at Church... karma really is a bitch!
Edit 2: The breaking story HERE!
Edit 3: Comments on Gateway Pundit are most interesting!
Edit 4: Just because I have no remorse from his death does not mean I agree or applaude his murder. The same 2 edged sword with the left: sympathize with Jihadists but feed Christians to the lions.
Edit 5: Dr. Tiller’s church
I can’t say it bothers me knowing that Dr. Tiller won’t be killing any more defenseless human lives. I hope he finds peace where he’s going…but I seriously doubt it. I would not want to stand before God if I were in his shoes; but since he probably didn’t believe in the God of the Holy Bible, that means he gets off scot-free, right?
Part of me wished that it wasn’t a Caucasian male that murdered him. The first thing that went through my mind is what would happen if the perpetrator was a member of the Black Panthers? Otherwise, I’m sure this will be considered not only murder, but a hate crime as well.
God speed, Dr. Tiller… may He have mercy on your soul… I wouldn’t!
Denney Crane
Edit: Oh my, he was killed at Church... karma really is a bitch!
Edit 2: The breaking story HERE!
Edit 3: Comments on Gateway Pundit are most interesting!
Edit 4: Just because I have no remorse from his death does not mean I agree or applaude his murder. The same 2 edged sword with the left: sympathize with Jihadists but feed Christians to the lions.
Edit 5: Dr. Tiller’s church
Inner Peace
If you can start the day without caffeine,
If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,
If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,
If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it,
If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you anytime,
If you can take criticism and blame without resentment,
If you can conquer tension without medical help,
If you can relax without liquor,
If you can sleep without the aid of drugs,
You might be a redneck if:
You might be a redneck if: It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, 'One nation, under God.'
You might be a redneck if: You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.
You might be a redneck if: You still say ' Christmas' instead of 'Winter Festival.'
You might be a redneck if: You bow your head when someone prays.
You might be a redneck if: You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.
You might be a redneck if: You've never burned an American flag, nor intend to.
You might be a redneck if: You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.
You might be a redneck if: You respect your elders and raised your kids to do the same.
You might be a redneck if: You'd give your last dollar to a friend.
You might be a redneck if: You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.
You might be a redneck if: You still say ' Christmas' instead of 'Winter Festival.'
You might be a redneck if: You bow your head when someone prays.
You might be a redneck if: You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.
You might be a redneck if: You've never burned an American flag, nor intend to.
You might be a redneck if: You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.
You might be a redneck if: You respect your elders and raised your kids to do the same.
You might be a redneck if: You'd give your last dollar to a friend.
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