What do Sammy Sosa & Michael Jackson have in common?

You make the call!

Rejuvenation process my a$$!

h/t the colorful Jarhead

Pop term of the day: indoorsman

indoorsman
A person who spends considerable time in indoor pursuits, such as computing, sleeping and watching sports on television.

"Sean, an avid indoorsman, is highly regarded for his skill at video games and computer programming."


Urban Dictionary

So, you really think government run health care will be different?

If so, you might be a _________...

Please allow me enlighten you about the future of health benefits for the American worker from the perspective of small business.

The public option allows the employer to drop health insurance on his employee for 8% penalty/tax of his wages.

The employee is then required by law to purchase a policy for himself and his family at a rate decided by the U.S. government based on coverage, deductible, ect.

The IRS will make sure both employer and employee comply.

When putting this in perspective on a local level, it will cost employers roughly $300 per month to drop health coverage on the employee and let him go find his own coverage. That figure is based on the average income of an individual living in Wise County at $45,000 per year.

This has got to be the best thing that ever happened to business in America. Our government is encouraging employers to drop its insurance on its employees and let them handle it for a mere 8% of the employee's gross. That's a bargain for business!

What business wouldn't drop coverage as health care costs skyrocket? I can't blame them either. If the working people of this country are so stupid as to allow this to happen, then let them pay for it themselves.

Let the average American worker see what people go through as those whose health care depend on Medicare, Medicaid, Veteran's benefits and Native American services. Let them take a number in the Emergency Room and wait 3 or 4 hours to get their child's broken arm set.

Just remember, if you sat on your a$$ and did nothing, you were warned. If you weren't warned, then you probably deserve it for going through life either deaf, dumb, blind, comatose or indifferent. If you have been a proponent of universal health care, you have no right to complain when you experience the physical and emotional pain of seeing those you love suffer.

There is one upside to government run health care. Natural selection will once again weed out the weak and ignorant. The next great plague like AIDs or HIV in the U.S. will be at a cost much higher than anything America has experienced to date. Americans will become victims of their own stupidity, and God won't be allowed to help.

Denney Crane

You make the call!

Did the kid get what he deserved
for hatin on the sister?

forward to 2:40

Of Interest

Michelle Hunziker

The most valuable catch phrase/quote in the history of sports: ”Let’s get ready to rumble” has generated $400 million and still counting

You know America has gone to the dogs when Steven Tyler quits Aerosmith

Will machines replace doctors? Cough into your cell phone and find out

I’m not a fan of women’s soccer, but if they’re as physically barbaric as MMA, like this match between BYU & New Mexico , I could become very interested, and I’m not into WWE!

The 6 most annoying types of coworkers are disliked universally, but is it a hate crime?

Thought of the day

Happy are those who dream dreams and are ready to pay the price to make them come true.


Leon J. Suenes

Baby deer & lions don't mix even at the zoo!

Part 1

Part 2



Sorry, the deer was actually eaten...

Email of the day

An elderly Chinese woman had two large pots, each hung on the ends of a pole which she carried across her neck.

One of the pots had a crack in it while the other pot was perfect and always delivered a full portion of water.

At the end of the long walks from the stream to the house, the cracked pot arrived only half full.

For a full two years this went on daily, with the woman bringing home only one and a half pots of water..

Of course, the perfect pot was proud of its accomplishments.

But the poor cracked pot was ashamed of its own imperfection, and miserable that it could only do ha lf of what it had been made to do.

After two years of what it perceived to be bitter failure, it spoke to the woman one day by the stream.

'I am ashamed of myself, because this crack in my side causes water to leak out all the way back to your house.'

The old woman smiled, 'Did you notice that there are flowers on your side of the path, but not on the other pot's side?'

'That's because I have always known about your flaw, so I planted flower seeds on your side of the path, and every day while we walk back, you water them.'

For two years I have been able to pick these beautiful flowers to decorate the table.

Without you being just the way you are, there would not be this beauty to grace the house.'

Each of us has our own unique flaw. But it's the cracks and flaws we each have that make our lives together so very interesting and rewarding.

You've just got to take each person for what they are and look for the good in them.

SO, to all of my cracked pot friends, have a great day and remember to smell the flowers on your side of the path!


h/t AJ

Pop term of the day: Status Malfunction

Status Malfunction

When your chat client's status "now playing" function announces to the world you're watching porn.

Jay's status was changed to "Backyard Sluts 9 - Japanese School Girls Get Taught A Lesson - iTunes"

Maya Patel: O______O

Jas Wong: WTF!!

Tiffany : I don't think we should be friends anymore.

Charles Cow: Dude, status malfunction...

Urban Dictionary

Political Poseur

According to the Congressional Budget Office the lowest cost family non-group plan under the Speaker’s bill would cost $15,000 in 2016.

Can't afford health insurance? You better find a way to pay or be prepared to go to jail criminal!

Where Were The Police? Probably too busy hunting for those nasty Christians holding Bibles across the streets from abortion slaughterhouses and homosexual events. Canadian Sentinel

Janet Napolitano On Ft. Hood Killer: “This was an individual who does not, obviously, represent the Muslim faith ”….. [Damn!] He was screaming “Allahu Akbar” Janet.

Afghanistan: Obama's Fantasy Island ~ “Obama will do the predictable next week and sign on to plans for an expanded American commitment in Afghanistan. In truth, he could not do otherwise - for three reasons. Hence, he is locked in through his own poor judgments on all three fronts: intellectual, political and military.” More at Hufpo

Unnecessary humor

Not only did these animals ruin
this young newscaster's segment,
they probably ruined his lunch as well

Of Interest

Miley Cyrus shows her character

I’ve enjoyed several really good beatdowns lately, but few that were funnier than this one of where Jessica Simpson got fat

These are some totally aaaaawesome magazine ads that just happened to have been banned

How about the video where a Swat team decides to break into a metal gate

Here’s a horror story every woman would cringe at reading… ‘My Vagina Fell Out’

While searching through YouTube last night, I came across some Tube channels produced by local Wise Countians. They include the Home Town TV Network, S S Cycles, a plane landing at Bridgeport airport, and sites hosted by Wise County Democrats, the Liberally Lean blogging deity, Wise Regional Healthcare, Crossroads Church, and a couple of local surgeons. You might see someone you know...

Deep thought of the day

Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence.

Vince Lombardi

Pop term of the day: Febreze shower

Febreze shower
When you haven't showered (and don't have time to), but you don't want to go out smelling bad, so you spray yourself with Febreze instead.

Brandon was running late for class, so he settled for a Febreze shower.


Urban Dictionary

Very rare! My hero is a female warrior!

This woman is my hero! Her name is Kimberly Munley and she is a fearless woman. I do so love Texas women!

'A police officer and mother of one was hailed a heroine yesterday after it emerged that she almost single handedly ended the massacre at America’s biggest military base.

Kimberly Munley does not look as if she would be much of a match for a heavily armed US soldier on a murderous rampage. But the slightly built 34-year-old civilian officer was first on the scene after Major Nidal Malik Hasan began firing on comrades at Ford Hood in Texas as they prepared to deploy to Afghanistan and Iraq.

Ms Munley succeeded in bringing him down by shooting him four times, even after being hit by a bullet that passed through both her legs, according to witnesses.

“It was an amazing and aggressive performance by this police officer,” said Lieutenant-General Robert Cone, Fort Hood’s commanding officer. “The critical factor here was her quick response to the situation.”

General Cone said her fearless response to the gunman had saved countless lives. Trained in active-response tactics, she rushed into the building where he was shooting, and confronted him directly. Officials confirmed that she had continued firing even after being hit.

General Cone said that Ms Munley’s actions demonstated that an aggressive response to a mass-shooting can save lives. “She walked up and engaged him ,” he said.' Times Online

I admire anyone who chooses to risk their life for their fellow man. I thank God for women like Ms. Munley. I doubt she will receive the recognition she so rightly deserves for her courageous actions, but I will never forget her. Hell, I think I'll send her a check for her kid's college fund to show my appreciation.

If I had one wish for her in all this, even though she shot him at him 4 times and hit him at least twice, I wish her accuracy was a little better... but I'm not complaining!!! I won't have to be reminded not to piss this woman off!

h/t Canadian Sentinel

I wish this were funny...

The Messenger

God, grant me the Serenity to accept the people I cannot change, the Courage to change the one I can, and the Wisdom to know it's me !!!

The next time you feel like GOD can't use you, just remember . . .

Noah was a drunk

Abraham was too old

Isaac was a daydreamer

Jacob was a liar

Leah was ugly

Joseph was abused

Moses had a stuttering problem

Gideon was afraid

Samson had long hair and was a womanizer

Rahab was a prostitute

Jeremiah and Timothy were too young

David had an affair and was a murderer

Elijah was suicidal

Isaiah preached naked

Jonah ran from God

Naomi was a widow

Job went bankrupt

John the Baptist ate bugs

Peter denied Christ

The Disciples fell asleep while praying

Martha worried about everything

The Samaritan woman was divorced - more than once

Zaccheus was too small

Paul was too religious

Timothy had an ulcer . . . AND

Lazarus was dead!

No more excuses now. God can use you to your full potential. Besides, you aren't the message -- you are the messenger.

Dear God, I have a problem - it's me.

God wants spiritual fruit, not religious nuts.

Growing old is inevitable . . . growing UP is optional.

There is no key to happiness. The door is always open.

Silence is often misinterpreted but never misquoted.

Do the math. Count your blessings.

Faith is the ability to not panic.

Laugh every day, it's like inner jogging.

If you worry, you didn't pray. If you pray, don't worry.

As a child of God, prayer is kind of like calling home everyday.

Blessed are the flexible for they shall not be bent out of shape.

The most important things in your house are the people.

He who dies with the most toys is still dead.

A grudge is a heavy thing to carry.

When we get tangled up in our problems, be still so God can untangle the mess.

The flavor of Mexican culture

Mexican Lazyboy